WEIRD NEWS

In this edition of Offbeat News, Japan loses thousands of old people, George Bush runs from police, a Nasty Niff and it's not fish, child and baby cruelty in Florida, and man claims his cat downloaded indecent images.

This week on Offbeat News: Dance floor attraction is a science, french fry marathon, the world's shortest man, pupils given porn pens, Zsa Zsa will live on, couple arrested for sex in public, and Mom's mistaken arrest.

This edition of Offbeat News has marauding monkeys in Japan, John Lennon's toilet sold at auction, a slow pub crawl, linebacker caught naked on Chatroulette, parking lot porn, and a doctor who died in her lover's chimney.

This weeks edition of Offbeat News has some really weird stories, including a woman with a mortal fear of bananas, a boy with his head stuck in a toilet seat, a wizard brand of condoms, and a swarm of bees surrounding a police car.

This edition of Offbeat News features the death of a giant fish, a John Lennon letter delivered late, Vuvuzela bans, camping for cemetery plots, and a new green burial option.

Bizarre Offbeat News stories happen each week. In this issue, great grandma plays tricks from beyond grave, horror park workers under attack, prison inmates with their own keys, first whale rider now shark rider, and diaper man strikes for the last time.

This edition of Offbeat News includes a man arrested for having sex with Christie Brinkley, dummies left guarding a jail, the return of the Seinfeld Soup Nazi, Air Crew robbing passengers, and the Ambassador who left his wife but took their 40 cats.

Weird News stories in this Offbeat News edition include striped buttocks, a stoned pug, lovesick llama drama, Pulpo Paul invited to Spain, PM invites pretty girls to Italy, a sinkhole in Tampa, and cross-dressing bridal thieves.

This edition of Offbeat News features a woman living with a skeleton, "Touchdown Jesus" goes up in flames, a singing trio on bicycles, put your kids to sleep with "Chavez", and a bra-less attorney.

Wonderpants for men, Puke, Bacon, VERY late mail, and Tony Abbott (what a combination!) You have entered the Odd and Weird News zone...

Urination, Tampon Chandelier, Octomom,and more Cheese. You have entered the Odd and Weird News zone!

People involved in some recent weird news stories should receive Stupidity Awards. Meet some of them, and find I why I nominate them.

Here is a special edition of weird news for the holidays. Enjoy!

You may find the topics unusual, funny, or ironic but ultimately they will all be "weird". Welcome to "weird news".

When you're tired of negative news, the sites and sources listed in this article will help give you a lift, make you laugh, or leave you shaking your head in bewilderment.