SARCASM

I m 18 years old, taking a semester off from college. Fluent in sarcasm and well versed in ridicule. I like to gossip, I like to know my facts, and I like to throw movie quotes into everything. I want to be a high school english and creative writing teacher.

Upon hearing that the 30's are the new 20's I hid in my closet. As a mother of 3 teenagers I can't bare the thought or returning to 20 anything! Being firmly planted in my mid-30s I have found contentment with myself, mylife, and my creases between my eyebrows. I have stopped caring about the answer to "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I cling to my love of shoes and still get teary eyed at the memories of each pair that I have sold on eBay. My patient husband is understanding of my racing ideas and love of weddings. All in all I am happy and the implied regression in age will be fought with sensible shoes, common sense, and large amounts of sarcasm. The insanity that I am helps me pursue my love of fiction writing.

I write by day, and head my local Sarcasm Society chapter by night. Born with a genuine curiosity for anything and everything, I have researched many topics, ranging from finance to food, but have a special interest and expertise in travel, trends, society, and humanitarianism.

Jesse is a writer for DDGAMEWORLD.COM & DORKSHELF.COM and a rare half-breed of former jock turned uber-geek. He spends his days as a digital marketing manager, who has worked on campaigns for Proctor & Gamble, Hasbro, Universal, Budweiser and Honda, to name a few. By night he's a recluse gamer, sandwich aficionado and possesses the unique mutant power of sarcasm. Jesse attended College, not University. So the only credentials you'll find after his name are Bad Ass MC/Gaming enthusiast. He received his diploma in Advertising while playing 3 years of D1 hockey in the US - and proudly maintained an above 3.0 GPA; despite the intense hockey schedule and weekends away. After graduation Jesse faced the choice of taking advantage of his full Swiss citizenship and going overseas to play pro hockey, or heeding the advice of his college professor/mentor and getting into Copywriting. He decided to go the Don Draper route and went on to receive his post-grad in Copywriting at Humber College in Toronto. Since then Jesse has worked at a number of full-service agencies and now specialize in Digital Marketing and Social Media Brand Management.

Well hello there! Sadly, there is far too much I could say about myself and about .5% of it will fit in this little box, so I'll just hit the bases and be done with it all: I am a college student, I have an attitude, I'm an art/theater/music fanatic, I like coffee shops with dim lighting, walking down streets that simply scream "bad idea", vintage clothing, cupcakes, driving too fast, drinking on work/school nights, the after sex cigarette, deep dish pizza, sarcasm, bitchiness appreciation, Waffle House at 4 am, public displays of affection, and God. :D Everything else you need to ever know about me, falls somewhere in those categories. Mucho love!

Richard Richardson is a poker-playing, sarcasm-wearing, pen-holding, home-owning, movie-reviewing, cat-petting sports junkie. He has a wealth of information about things that don't even matter. He invents baseball statistics and fantasy novels and still has time to make a me

I am a full-time writer unleashing my inner power of humor and sarcasm. I'm a former television anchor, radio talk show host, and stand-up comedian.

Born Traveler... Home: Alaska, I am still wanderin looking for what comes next and penning it all out.. hoping this will be a good medium to project something... so in retrospect I can figure myself out tomorrow... Been Up, Been Low... Experience is everything and I want it

Bonnie Scheeler is a 26 year old poet and singer. She has been writing for many years, and wanders many avenues in her works. With her sarcasm, wit, and sense of humor, she explores life in a fun, interesting, and sometimes ugly way.

Born in the south on Labor Day in sixty, raised in the Midwest. Have touched down on many different soils, but nothing compares to Denver, Colorado, Been abroad twice, now settled in the South. * Many times my witticism is mistaken as a gusting wind of sarcasm. *Not

An Army brat raised by a family that promotes sarcasm and the ability to argue over any subject, no matter how mundane. Diagnosed with M.S. in 07' changed my life and how I see the world.

I'm a freelance writer just trying to make a living and get noticed in the world. I'm 19 years old and...well, what else is there to say? I have an odd sense of humor and live for sarcasm. Irony is pretty great too. My first love is fiction

well of course i can not tell you in 255 characters or less, but I can tell you enough i suppose. I am a mother of four children, married and am 38 years old. My youngest child is nine years old and i can not wait til he is out of the house (sarcasm). I am a registered nurse

I am a high-school drop out who is failing badly at life. I am completely unoriginal and unprofessional, probably due to my insatiable desire to waste time and avoid learning. Everything I say should be taken literally, because sarcasm doesn't exist on the internet.

I was born in a small town outside of Baltimore. Moved to Northern Pennsylvania and fell in love with writing. Enjoys ridiculing others (but im not mean on purpose), sarcasm, one line jokes, and videogames)

I am a student in the very wonderful San Diego, California. I like short haired hunting dogs, long walks on the beach and sarcasm. The thing I'm most looking forward to in the near future is the 2008 Elections. I enjoy all movies, good, bad and very ugly and would also like

I was the March 1990 Cafeteria Helper of the Month. Four time runner up in the Sarcasm Cup. Well tanned, but not relaxed. Overall, a hell of a guy.

I hate biographies. How can you possibly get to know someone in 255 characters or less? Okay, let's have a stab at it. Philadelphia teacher, reads, writes, loves parody, satire and sarcasm...thinks John Goodman should have won an Oscar for "The Big Lebowski." There. Don

Larry is best known for writing about topics that impassion him. Through intellectual humor, sarcasm, and biting commentary, he appeals to the masses by touching a variety of nerves that stir the soul. He is also accomplished, and has participated, in many other styles of ma

Artist, poet, and opinionated Pittsburgher ready to pounce on idiocy, stupidicy, redudancy, and here to enlighted the ignorant with offbeat humor and sarcasm. Drink plenty of water while reading as such arguments will cause spit-takes.

The time of convivial chatter has passed and an age of cynicism, sarcasm and pessimism threaten to erode the altruistic foundation that this great nation was built upon. Now more than ever, It is time to accept responsibility for our inaction, for our perversion, for our dec

Energetic young man trying to experience what this crazy world has to offer. I often find myself in awkward situations which provide for comedy relief while inebriated. Stick around for this ride full of sarcasm and black comedy.

Imagine combining NIN,gourmet cooking, a passion for the macabre, sarcasm, and writing.

I am originally from the Detroit, MI area and also lived in Asia for 6 years. I am a news junkie (both real and cheesy entertainment) and live in sarcasm.

A self proclaimed video game expert and all things fun. I have Experience in game design and healthy childhood development. Writing sprinkled with a bit of cynicism and sarcasm most pieces of mine are to be read with your tongue placed firmly in cheek.

My name is Lisa and I recently graduated from Fordham University with a degree in Journalism. I drive a '78 Buick Skylark, live in Northern New Jersey and love NYC. Sarcasm and creativity round off my personality as a fun loving, hardworking comedian.

Been asked if there's anything I haven't done. Worked as news photographer, bouncer, car salesman, musician, limo driver, waiter. Been skydiving and performed music solo in front of 5000 people (not at same time). Love sarcasm, conspiracies, the unusual.

Native South Texan, born without a hometown, and not able to connect with the people around him. Matthew finds solace in the arms of sarcasm and the internet. TV grieves the loss of another weary-eyed admirer.

I'm a single mom, managing 4kids. I have a positive attitude (sprinkled with sarcasm), and I am, according to my kids, a little crazy! I work in the real estate ind. I love to dance - from classes to clubs. I am smart, funny, & have many other interests.

I am the queen of sarcasm and the worlds most opiniated reviewer. I love being published, but what I love much, much more is feedback. My name is Ali, I'm 21, in college, and working 9-6. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years, liberal for 7.