Suicidal Frog

I know what you are thinking. Based on the title alone you are led to believe that I am insane for describing a frog as suicidal. Well this little guy had issues. You could see it in his face. Frogs can get depressed too. They are just like humans. And I witnessed one of God's favorite creatures end his own life. But there is a bigger issuse here. One that asks a question. And that question is........................................................................................Do suicidal frogs go to Heaven? Do they go to their own frog heaven? Do humans even go to heaven? Does the mere thought of an afterlife deserve any thought whatsoever? Of course if does. Without the idea of an afterlife most of the frog and human and monkey populations would fear death even more. Because after death, its over. Without the idea of multiple afterlifes (lives?) then the goal to end up in Heaven would not even exist. We need these fictional places to dance around in our vulnerable imaginations in order to establish morals and prevent sins becase sinning makes you go to Hell. So we use God to explain everything. And why not? It makes perfect sense that this GIANT man created the earth (and everything else) in seven days. One would think that it would possibly take a little longer than this, but no, it was done in seven, SEVEN long days. And thats all He needed. He even made early humans resemble monkeys just to confuse us.

The frog believed that there was nothing left to live for and took the perfect opportunity to end it all with one quick jump off of a balcony leaving it all behind and hoping that if there were an afterlife that God would understand his pain and just let him disappear never to be seen or heard from again. "But what if it was an accident and frog wasn't really trying to kill itself?" I'm sure that even a frog would understand that a fall that deep would be fatal. "What if it was a retaded frog? " Shut up voice i my head! You're ruining the story! "Ok bye."