Suicidal Limerick
Don't Do It!
There was a young fellow named Fred
Who, every day, wished he was dead.
So he went to a shrink
Who said "Please! Stop and think!"
"Your problems are all in your head!"
Who, every day, wished he was dead.
So he went to a shrink
Who said "Please! Stop and think!"
"Your problems are all in your head!"
Published by Peter Flom
I am a statistician, working with a wide variety of clients, mostly researchers in psychology, education, medicine, social sciences and other fields. I also have given talks and written articles on learning... View profile
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HA HA HA! Hope Fred is not dead even if he views his life with dread.
:-)
I appreciate the smiles.
Okay. ;)
Good one Peter.
Hi Tony, I don't know if I'd say all was well, after that! :-)
So Fred chopped off his head and all was well I guess :)