The sun is bright,
The sand is hot.
My hair is frizzy
And the makeup's shot.
The sand is hot.
My hair is frizzy
And the makeup's shot.
This new tankini
Makes me feel so fat,
I try to hide
Under a big old hat.
The heat is oppressive,
I'm sweating like a hog.
If it doesn't cool off
I'll start panting like a dog.
I'm bloated and cramping,
My period's late.
This wasn't the place
To meet a blind date.
Published by Fanny Fox
If you like humor, then you are in my ballpark. But I also enjoy eliminating the stress and harboring the harmony. Life should be fun and simple. View profile
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