Super Bowl Commercial Dial Vs. Dove

It's time for another Super Bowl game. Will it be an exciting game or will the game be over by halftime? The New England Patriots are the overwhelming favorites to win this Sunday. There will also be scores of commercials. Here is one commercial that I'd love to see:

The Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen. We are about to have a wrestling match between Dial and Dove. Let's make this a good clean fight."

(The Bell Rings) "Oh look. Dial is in a real lather over his opponent. Now Dial has Dove in a soap lock. Dove has broken the hold and is unleashing the deadly soap bubbles. Wait a minute, Dial is rubbing the bubbles out of his eyes and he looks really upset. Dial launches his famed wash cloth attack at Dove. I can't bear to see it. Dove is dripping all over the place. It looks like Dial really has Dove on the soap rope."

(The Bell Rings) "Round one is over. Watch for round 2 during halftime of the Super Bowl game. Will Dial defeat Dove or will Dove clean up in the end?"