Survey Says...No Want, NO WANT!!!

C.B. Jones
We want to hear from you!
As does the IRS, so what?

*pause for non-existent laughter*

Please take our brief online survey.
What's in it for me?
Other than lending a helping hand
What do I get?

Immortality
Eternal peace
Egg McMuffins perhaps?
Make an offer...

TAKE SURVEY
...uh...
...err...
...um...

NO, THANKS
Exactly!

Published by C.B. Jones

Working from home, cbjones hopes to one day be able to look back at his 4th grade teacher, and laugh in her face for saying that no body can claim ownership of Saturn's rings.It will be a day which will be d...  View profile

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  • Matt Remley12/23/2008

    Not bad.

  • Sandra Essary12/7/2008

    Awww... Why not take surveys for your own edification, the enrichment of society, the major contribution to politics, and all the money they generate for the homeless? ;)

  • 3lilangels11/25/2008

    cool fun!

  • Chris M. Carmichael11/17/2008

    if they want to know what I like, they should pay me money for my time. :)

  • Jennifer Wagner11/16/2008

    LOL! I'd say you need a pop up blocker! :-) I do the surveys sometimes, but then I'm left thinking, "Thats ten minutes of life I'll never get back."

  • Cathy A Montville11/15/2008

    If I pick "immortaity" I sure won't have "eternal pace." If I pick "eternal peace" I know I won't have "immortality." Guess I'll have to go with the Eagg McMuffin at this point! Clever!

  • Sofya Blinder11/14/2008

    LOL you're awesome :)

  • Juniper11/12/2008

    Too funny!

  • Charlotte Kuchinsky11/12/2008

    I like Egg McMuffiins too.

  • Justice Lives Not11/11/2008

    AMEN A THOUSAND TIMES!!!!!

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