"Sweet Nuthin's!"

Sweet Nuthin's!

Satan dressed up in a Quartet Suit one day, and decided that he was going to church.

He decided that he was going to pose as a Deacon on the Deacon Board so that he could
sit in the front of the church to see what was going on.

When Satan got to church, he noticed that there were more women in the church than there
were men. He smiled, because he knew that this would make his job very easy.

He blended in with the rest of the church people real fast. He stood up and clapped his hands
whenever the choir sang. He gave money for the offering and helped the Trustee's collect the
dues. He talked to the Pastor to make sure that the Pastor was spiritually blind and not filled
with the Holy Ghost. Satan, hugged all of the women who wore plunging necklines and mini skirts.
He especially got close to the married women who had unsaved husbands at home. He wanted to
select one for his main squeeze so that he could destroy her marriage.

After church, Satan went to the dining hall and sat down beside Sis. Busty Mae.
He decided that he was going to sweet talk her so that she could be his main squeeze.
He knew that Sister Busty Mae had an abusive husband at home who did not want to come
to church. Satan figured that he would sweet talk Sis. Busty Mae and make her feel good about
herself. Afterall, she was a nice looking woman, and all women love to hear sweet talk. She would be
his mission for the moment. He decided that he would call her "Baby".

Sis. Busty Mae was so unhappy with her personal life, until she let her spiritual life suffer.
She was not praying or reading her Bible like she was supposed to. Whenever her husband came home,
she went in her room and watched "Snapped!" or talked on the telephone. She was looking for
a way to escape her situation. However, she did not want to wait on God to bring her out. So, when
Satan sat down beside her in his Quartet Suit, sweet talking her, and telling her all of those
sweet nutnin's, she fell for it head on.

Little by little Satan talked to her head and played on her emotions. Since Sis. Busty Mae was so
weak, it did not take long for her to become entangled with Satan in a Quartet Suit.

Everyday, Satan would call Sis. Busty Mae on the phone and remind her how bad her husband
treated her, and how good that he was to her. Then, he would call Sis. Eva on the phone and tell
her the same sweet nuthin's. Satan carried two cellular phones. He had one for Sis. Eva, and the
other for Sis. Busty Mae. One day while he was talking to Sis. Busty Mae, Sis. Eva called him on the
phone. He forgot to hang up on Sis. Busty Mae. So she listened while he talked to Sis. Eva sounding
like he was talking to her. He called Sis. Eva, "Baby." too.

Sis. Busty Mae hung up the phone. She got in her car and went to find Satan in a Quartet Suit. She had
not seen Satan in person in a long time. The last time that they had met up in church, he sat in the dark
so that he could watch her, but she couldn't see him. They talked on the phone all of the time. Talking on
the phone made it easier for Satan to seduce Sis. Busty Mae's mind, because she would not see what he
actually looked like, and how deceptive his method of operation was.

Sis. Busty Mae found Satan in a Quartet Suits house on Dee Ceet Drive. She noticed an old car in the drive
way. "Hmmm..." She thought, "I thought that he drove a Lincoln". It was a lincoln, but it was over 25 years
old. She walked up to the door and noticed the mailbox was filled with letters from other women. "hmmm, "
she pondered, " I thought that I was his main squeeze!"

When she rang the door bell, she heard Satan hobbling around inside trying to get to the door. She waited
patiently and listend to Satan as he tripped over several things before he got to the door. "Hmmm, " she
thought to herslef again, "wonder why he keeps falling over stuff?"

Satan finally came to the door. When he opened the door, Sis. Busty Mae was shocked. He was not young,
tall and attractive like she thought that he was. He was a bent over, ugly old man. He could hardly see,
and he did not have any teeth in his mouth. He did not even recognize her. The only way that she could
recognize him was by the sound of his voice.

"Who this??? What you want?" Satan growled, leaning over with a walking stick. Sis. Busty Mae could hardly
believe her eyes, "Satan? Satan? Is that you???" She asked in disbelief.

Satan was shocked when he recognized her voice. He tried to stand up straight. But he couldn't. He tried to hide
his old ugly face, and toothless grin, but it was too late. "Oh Baby!" He tried to sound seductive like he did on the
telphone, but he couldn't even do that. Suddenly, and older woman appeared in the door. She looked at Sis. Busty Mae
with suspicion."Honey,did you call me?" She asked Satan and stood behind him in the door. Sis. Busty Mae looked
in the house and saw several old boxes of tricks and dirty deeds spilled out all over the floor.

"Uh...no...Uh!" Satan begn to scratch his head. He was terrified. Satan wanted to run. But, he was trapped.
The cover had beenpulled off his blanket of deception. Sis. Busty Mae was finally seeing him for what he really was.

"I thought that I heard you say Baby!" The Older Woman became very upset. "Who else you calling Baby
around here!" She kicked the old man in his rear. Satan's deam eyes clouded with pain and shame as
he fell to the floor. His clothing fell off and he was laying there helpless and exposed.

Sis Busty Mae watched the two old people in horror as the old woman kicked Satan again and again.
"Satan, you are a liar!" Sis. Busty Mae screamed. "You lied to me!"
Satan tried to get up to turn around and close the door. But Sis. Busty Mae grabbed his walking stick and beat
him back down to the floor. The older woman stood and watched . She did not try to do anything to help Satan out.
Sis. Busty Mae beat him until she was physcially tired. "You're a liar! Satan, you're a liar!" She shouted over and
over again. "You're a lying, cheating, dirty old man!"

Finally, Sis. Busty Mae broke Satan's walking stick over his head. He was perched up on the floor in a fetal position.
He was also wearing a diaper. "I finally see you for what you really are!" Sis. Busty Mae cried. "You are a liar and a
cheat!" She turned to leave. "I ain't gonna let YOU trick me no'mo!" She yelled back at him over her shoulder as
she walked away. The Old woman finally spoke up."Didn't you know that Satan is a liar?" she asked Busty Mae.
'That is why he is wearing that diaper. He is a liar and he is full of _______!"

Sis. Busty Mae went home and got her house in order. She never listened to Satan's Sweet Nuth'ns Again.

(c) 2007 bu Janice Chambers