Sympathy

Would it be cliche to have the Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil" playing in the background as I relate my story. Probably, but I can still here the "Woo, Woo"s in my head.

So that brings me to why I am here. I am here to tell you that everyone is wrong about everything as it has to with religion, heaven, hell, angels and most of all me - Lucifer/the Devil. Why here why now? Well, for us spirtual beings centuries are mere blinks of an eye and I have been so focused, as you would call it, on my duties that I scarely knew of religion and all that other stuff. So, I finally got around to looking at your religious texts and was apalled by what some of you believe is the truth. I then contacted nick and made a little deal that I could do some postings here to clear up some of these misconceptions. Nick recommended that I use wHATUP as my go between (and little me tell you, this dude is a little off but he'll do). So let's get to it.

There is no Heaven or Hell. The closest thing we have is something similiar to the concept of purgatory. Let me explain. When a human dies, your "spirit" has to undergo the change from being "inside" a human to being just a pure spirit. This is not an easy transition. Spirits can easily get lost (I believe you call them ghosts). That is where I, Lucifer, come in. My team of angels and I get spirits through the transition. God put me in charge of this and I happily accepted - I love helping in whatever way I can. There is no "paying for sins" as a matter of fact there are no "sins". There is just humans living. What ya'll do is up to you. So, your concept of Heaven is all wrong. At best you can say that Heaven is spirits just being spirits. And yes that means everyone is in this Heaven. I know this puts a damper on your beliefs in right in wrong but that is just the way it is. How you all get along as humans has nothing to do how you get along as spirits. If life is easier for ya'll to get along then get along, it makes no difference to us.

Unless you religion is one those of how to live your life then you are all wrong. Angels exists but only to help spirits out in different ways. Myself, Michael, Raphael and Gabriel spend all of our time helping spirits. We can not help humans. We can talk you as I am here but we can not perform "miracles", neither can God, Jesus, Mary or anyone else you pray to. God can not hear your prayers and he did not create humans in his image per se. God can only hear spirits and spirits can not communicate when they are inside a human - just the way it is. God did not create the earth, sun and all that nonsense. God does not have that kinda power. God created spirits - and no I don't know how, he/she has never told me. Everything has a spirit from the one cell organisms on up to humans. Humans are his "masterpiece" and are as close to angels in spirit form as you can get. God has tried to put angels into a living form but as of yet it hasn't worked. And yes that means Jesus, Mohammed and whatever other prophet were all spirits and not angels. These prophets were experiments on the part of Michael and God to see if they could change spirits while they were inside humans and it didn't happened. They haven't given up though, I hear they've got some interesting experiments coming up.

For me, I am not "evil" or was "cast out of heaven". I don't know how those stories started but they are completely false. I have an ilking that this is all Raphael's doing - he is our angle like practical jokester. That's what I get for not paying attention. Anyhow, I do not have horns and a tail and live under ground or whisper in people's ears or anything like that. Like I said before, I only help spirits make there transitions and I love my work. God and myself speak regularly but not about damnation and that kinda stuff. We talk about methods transition and what works best for what types of spirits and so on.

Well, my time here is almost up for now, I need to let wHATUP's spirit back in. So, let me know if you have any quesitons. I will try to check in from time to time as time permits to answer your questions. In general let me leave you with this - Go on and live your lives as you want to and I will see your spirit later.

Sincerely,
Lucifer/The Devil