Take Our Sexual Relationship Incompatibility Test

Find out where you really agree or disagree about your sexual relationship. Each partner takes the test, and then you compare the results. Unless we misunderstand such things, you both will resolve a lot of potential issues between you real fast.

SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP INCOMPATIBILITY TEST

What sex are you?

Male

Female

Have you cheated on a former partner?

Yes

No

Would you like to watch your partner having sex with someone else?

Yes

No

Do you secretly jerk off?

Yes

No

Do you like exposing parts of your body to attract attention?

Yes

No

Do you really like to be licked and sucked?

Yes

No

Do you really like anal sex?

Yes

No

Do you like to lick and suck your partner?

Yes

No

Do you always want to be on top?

Yes

No

Do you fantasize having sex with someone else while you are having sex with your partner?

Yes

No

Are you very afraid of having your dick cut off with a knife by your partner?

Yes

No

If you had a choice of having sex with your partner, or hanging out with your friends, you would choose to hang out with your friends?

Yes

No

Would your partner like to watch you having sex with someone else?

Yes

No

Has a former partner cheated on you?

Yes

No

Do you constantly ogle other men or women in the presence of your partner?

Yes

No

Have you ever followed a woman or a man around some public place?

Yes

No

Have you ever paid for sex?

Yes

No

Do you yearn for an intimate relationship with your partner, but constantly think you could have a better intimate relationship with someone else?

Yes

No

Have you watched your partner having sex with someone else?

Yes

No

Do you like doggy style?

Yes

No

Do you always wait to come until your partner comes?

Yes

No

Are you bothered when your partner doesn't come?

Yes

No

Have you ever faked coming with your current partner?

Yes

No

Could you tell your partner "not tonight" and not piss them off?

Yes

No

If your partner was horny and you weren't, would you jerk them off anyway?

Yes

No

Do you like taking pictures of your partner naked?

Yes

No

Does your partner like pictures being taken of them naked?

Yes

No

Have you ever made a video of you having sex with another person?

Yes

No

Do you like S/M?

Yes

No

Do you like the dress up and play roles?

Yes

No

I am a Dom?

Yes

No

I am a Submissive?

Yes

No

I like mixing food and sex?

Yes

No

I like doing it outdoors?

Yes

No

I like doing it in public and other risky places?

Yes

No

I always use protection on my first date?

Yes

No

I have driven more than 100 miles to have sex?

Yes

No

I have had sex with more than 2 people on the same day?

Yes

No

I have or want to have a 3som?

Yes

No

Two men?

Yes

No

Two women?

Yes

No

Couple?

Yes

No

I want an open relationship?

Yes

No

I always ask my partner what their favorite things are?

Yes

No

My partner's satisfaction is just as important as mine?

Yes

No

I sometimes like it really slow and erotic with lots of foreplay?

Yes

No

Do you tend to lie a lot?

Yes

No

I always like it slow and erotic with lots of foreplay?

Yes

No

I like doing it in the shower or bathtub?

Yes

No

Do fat men or women turn you off?

Yes

No

I like doing it on the dining room table or kitchen counter?

Yes

No

Do you sleep in your underwear?

Yes

No

Do you mind if your partner sleeps in their underwear?

Yes

No

I like doing it in an office?

Yes

No

I like doing it in the living room?

Yes

No

I like being ravished?

Yes

No

I like talking dirty with my partner?

Yes

No

Do you have a stash of pornographic magazines or dvds somewhere in your house?

Yes

No

If the answer to the above is yes, do you really believe your partner doesn't know where that stash is?

Yes

No

I like my partner to make noise during sex?

Yes

No

I like to do it in cars or vans?

Yes

No

I like group sex orgies?

Yes

No

I have had sex when I was or my sex partner was drunk and passed out?

Yes

No

I have been sexually molested in the past?

Yes

No

I'm really gay and just pretending to be heterosexual to avoid problems with my partner?

Yes

No

I can't stand it when the dog or cat is watching us have sex?

Yes

No

I'd like to be in a porno movie?

Yes

No

I have a lot of fantasies?

Yes

No

I can share my fantasies with my partner?

Yes

No

I can tell my partner what I want without being afraid my partner will reject me?

Yes

No

I'd give up smoking in exchange for having more sex?

Yes

No

Each partner takes this test and then compares their answers.

(Note: This first appeared on The Frumious Bandersnatch http://www.bandersnatch.com )

Copyright 2006-2008 by Hugh A. Holub