Tebow's Super Bowl Commercial: Florida Gator's Quarterback, TimTebow, Angers Pro-Choice Supporters

Most people have heard about the big uproar that's going on because Tim Tebow, quarterback for the Florida Gators, did a commercial that will be aired on CBS during Super Bowl XLIV. However, no one knows what top-secret message Tebow included in the commercial....

Okay, let's be truthful, we pretty much know what the Super Bowl XLIV commercial is about. Tebow's not very good at keeping a secret. The gist of it is that his mother became ill while pregnant with him-

Wait, pregnant. Are the pro-choice police going to put on their pointy hats in a huff, hop on their brooms, and come after me because I dared use the word, "pregnant"? Well, then, we'll get around that. From here on out we'll use, "pickled," instead.

So, Tebow's mother was pickled while on vacation, and became ill....

Ill from what? I don't know; but the doctor advised she get an abortion.

Uh-oh. Is that another no-no word? Well, just to be on the safe side, we'll use "ice cream" for abortion.

Back to the story. Mrs. Tebow became ill, which happens a lot when people are pickled; but in this case, ice cream was supposedly the solution. Being able to look beyond the moment, Mrs. Tebow refused the ice cream.

We all know the ending to the story. After approximately nine months, Mrs.Tebow gave birth-

Oh wait, "birth" is definitely a no-no word and the pro-choice police will be screaming pro-choice slogans at me from the Internet. We'll use "tickled," instead.

A pickled Mrs. Tebow stayed that way for nine months rather than have ice cream. At the end of that time, Mrs. Tebow tickled out a nice, healthy baby boy, Tim Tebow, who grew up to be a big football player for the Florida Gators and a man of principals. One who dared to take on political correctness, the pro-choice supporters, and do a commercial in favor of families.

That really upset the pointy-hatted pro-choice police, who were heard to say something to the extent of, "It's not right that Tebow be allowed to do a pro-life commercial on national television, stating how glad he is that his mother had him."

Well, all I can say is turn about's fair play. I think CBS should give the pro-choice supporters the opportunity to air a rebuttal commercial. One that matches, in kind.

I'm thinking a statement like, "I'm so glad my mother aborted me," should work.

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(Disclaimer: This article is intended to be tongue-in-cheek (whatever that means). However, I must say I never thought pickles and ice cream went together, anyway. When I was pregnant, I was more like the eat-tomatoes-and-peanut-butter-cookies-until-you-break-out-in-hives type.)

Sources:
Associated Content links as embedded above
FoxNews.com: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583999,00.html
Life in Motion Photography.com: http://www.lifeinmotionphotography.com/slideshows/teaganbirth/
LifeNews.com: http://www.lifenews.com/nat5938.html
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