Tee Hee Pee See

To ease your problems have a cup of tea

When nothing will work

Do not go berserk

Shouting at your screen

May to some seem obscene

Constant clicking with your mouse

Will not the problem-delouse

Have a cup of earl grey

This will help ease away

Shouting will make your partner real mad

Now that really is bad

When waving your arms in despair

Careful now, you might fall off your chair

Talk to it gently, it has some feeling

As you calm down with a cup- of Darjeeling

It can be quite a hitch

When your computer finds a glitch

All this talk of drinking tea

Reminds me- I need to take a pee

And why am I thinking of tea

For I prefer to drink-coffee