'Teen Mom 2' News: Video Shows Jenelle Evans Assaulting a Woman

Well it looks like MTV has another Valedictorian of its 'Finishing School for Fist Wielding Teen Mothers'... joining the ranks of our beloved Orangina the Bedbeast™, we now have good ol' Jenelle Evans to write blogs about.

Apparently J.Ev had to 'beat a stank hos ass' over her ex boyfriend, the lovely Jack Bauer Keifer. I'm not posting the video here, but you can go over to the 15 Minutes of Fame Graveyard, TMZ to have a gander for yourself.

Let me just say....Jenelle can fight. It almost makes me wish for a Pay Per View extravaganza where Jenelle and Amber Portwood get in the ring and go UFC style on each other. Then they win some kind of gold plated 'trash box' trophy or something. I would pay a cool $9.95 to see that! It would just be one big mess of hair, self tanner, mascara and shame.

Trixie, Muffy, Sheniqua, Brittany or whatever the hell the girl that got her butt kicked's name is, said she isn't going to file charges, so it appears that Jenelle is safe...for now. But a word to the wise, Teen Moms...if someone needs to hold your earrings because you are about to serve up a knuckle sammitch, you better make sure to have whomever is holding your earrings, grab all of the cell phones and camera crews, too.

But I'm sure as the 'Teen Mom 2'ers head into their story arcs for their first season, we're going to see a lot of supermarket tabs with the headlines, "Is Jenelle Out of Control?", "I Want My Son Back...Jenelle's Story." Barf.

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