'Teen Mom' News: Rumors Amber Portwood's Pregnant Again, and Gary Shirley Drops the LBS!

I haven't had much to say about ol' Orangina the Bedbeast and Sad Sack Gary lately because, um...well, I needed a break from them. And I figured you did too. The things being reported in the tabs were lame and boring...on again, off again, Amber's doing some new dude, Gary and Amber had their no contact order lifted, Gary's in the gym and on the Subway diet, Gary's girl is harassing Amber...blah, blah, blah...boring, boring, boring...

But today...we have news, people. Frightening, scary news. It totes looks like Amber might have spawned again.

Pick yourself off the floor...we've had this rumor before, but methinks it's for realsies this time.

Thing that should not be, Radar Online, is reporting that Amber has peed on 3 sticks and they've all been positive. Then she was spotted outside of "Da Clinik" and she said that she was just there for birth control...all tests negative.

Hmmm....interesting. One because she felt the need to gross us out with the public admission that she was, in fact, doing the nudey nasty. And that after having 4923 children myself, false positives are a hard thing to accomplish unless you're on wacky meds or something.

But who knows, maybe it's all rumors. I especially love infinity that there is a tattoo artist that claims he's the big daddy and if there is a reality tv goddess in this word, we pray that it's the guy that inked her with Eric Cartman and Roseanne Barr's baby on her side. Oh please. PLEASE!

Or maybe it's Gary...

Speaking of ol' Sad Sack Gary...

He's lost a WHOLE 8 POUNDS, people! Gossip Gargoyle TMZ felt this newsworthy, so what the hay...I do too. Seems like it should be more, yes? But what do I know? Good for him. Maybe good ol' Anderson, IN will see the sun again.

I know...that was mean and I'm a horrible person. A-duh.

So there's your update. Orangina and Gary...two crazy lovebirds in this crazy thing called life...

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