Ten Reasons Corndogs Are the Best

Corndogs are by far the best easy to make, no mess, quick food meal. Corn Dogs are basically a hotdog, covered in cornbread, and on a stick. My favorite brand is the State Fair brand of corndogs. Their batter has a little bit of honey to give it a touch of natural sweetness.

#1 Satisfactory I eat 2-3 of these at a time and they always make me feel full, yet not bloated. They taste incredible. Also, for you carnivores out there, you hit all your major food groups; Meat, Bread, Sugar, and everything else that they tell you not to eat.

#2 Variety Not only do corndogs come in many sizes and variations to the recipe. You can also dip them into virtually any condiment. My current favorite is Heinz 57 sauce. There is also ketchup, mustard, ketchup and mustard mixed, and the list goes on.

#3 Preparability Yes, I am aware I just made that word up, but it does get my point across. These things are microwaveable, conventional oven cookable and deep fryable. I prefer the conventional oven method. It takes the longest (15:45) but it does taste the best.

#4 Mobility This is food on a stick people. What more can you ask for. On your way to work but don't have time to sit down and eat? Proudly place your cordog in the microwave, hit 70 seconds. Throw some pants on. Grab your corndog and get yourself to work. You can eat while driving. Much easier than juggling a Whopper while driving. Besides, you need to keep making that money to buy more Corndogs.

#5 Cleanability They are so easy to clean up, but I will take you through the steps. Open trash can. Hold trash over trash can, slowly open your hand. Suddenly, your kitchen looks like no one has cooked in it since the microwave was discovered. How awesome right?

#6 Aromability No one wants their house to smell bad, so why spend twenty dollars on a candle that smells like roses. When you can cook a corndog, enjoy, and breath the wonderful smell. Beware however, this is not a substitute for a breath mint.

#7 Pronoucibility K-orn D-aw-g. It is fairly simple to pronounce, unlike Marry Poppins Super-Cali-Fragil-istic-espi-ali-docious. Not to mention the "Health Experts" so called "Soy Meat". It just doesn't make sense. Same reason we don't have Soydogs. If we did, you would know that this country is going down.

#8 Chemistry As far as preservatives go, only having three is not that big of a deal, plus it comes with zero MSG. Six grams of protein in one Corndog. How many protein bars taste this good?

#9 Affordibility Fact: Cordogs are cheaper than gas. Provided you always follow the one corndog per gallon of gas ratio.

#10 Flirtability Offer your special someone a corndog. All the best moments happen when there is food around. Plus, talk about cheapest date ever.

PS-Edibility Try yourself, I'm sure you will agree with me!