Ten Romantic Options Who Could Totally Revamp Levi Johnston's Career

High school dropout. Electrician. Hunter. Playgirl Playmate. Mayoral Candidate. No-this isn't the resumé for the Most Interesting Man in the World. The man described is Wasilla, Alaska's resident Renaissance Man, Levi Johnston. And he's single once again, Ladies and Gentlemen-but perhaps not for long. Certainly reeling from his second broken engagement from Bristol Palin, the Wasilla native will probably soon be combing Hollywood for a new chance at love (Hmmm... Perhaps VH1 should launch a new show called "For the Love of Levi"...) In the meanwhile, here are some interesting romantic options that Levi Johnston might want to look into...

Vienna Girardi

The former "Bachelor" fiancée may not have gotten to keep her rose. But that's good news for Johnston. Her split with Jake Pavelka made headlines. Although we sobbed endlessly when their perfect romance was blown apart, party girl Vienna might be in for a treat with PlayGirl's latest boy toy, Levi Johnston. Perhaps they can both combine their 15 minutes of fame into a 30-minute reality show.

Lindsey Lohan

Everyone deserves a second chance. With Linds attempting to get her life on track in rehab (crossing our fingers), a dalliance with a potential politico might be just what she needs to inject some oomph into her flailing private life.

"Jersey Shore's" Snooki

Snooki can teach Levi the finer principles of the Gym-Tanning-Laundry lifestyle. Levi could hunt her down a real duck phone (ok, bad joke.) Alaska is a lonnng way from the Eastern seaboard. But perhaps a tropical change of scenery (and a night of fist-pumping) will bring out Levi's inner "Guido." Waaaahhhh.

Heidi Montag

Now that Heidi is ridding herself of the "Mrs. Pratt" moniker, she'll be looking to start fresh. Levi looks primed and ready for a life in front of reality TV cameras. But he probably won't be as fame hungry as her estranged hubby, Spencer.

Stephanie Pratt (Spencer's sis)

She's had quite a few bumps and bruises on her way up the Hollywood social ladder. This former "The Hills" star has overcome a little stint with bulimia, a Neiman Marcus shoplifting scandal, and a DUI arrest. But she's "Nice to Bunnies" (PETA campaign.) Perhaps she can re-align Levi's sensitivity towards animals.

Taylor Swift

She's America's Country Singing Grammy Award Winning Sweetheart. He's...well...he's Levi Johnston, Baby Maker Extraordinaire. In the eyes of many, this isn't exactly a match made in Heaven. Well, at least they're the same age.

Jennifer Aniston

I know what you're thinking. Why would A-List Superstar Supreme Jennifer Aniston take up with the likes of this Alaskan youngster? But this union could in fact be the Hollywood hook-up of the decade. Check it: Johnston and Aniston meet at a flashy red carpet event. She gives him advice and begins grooming him for the big screen. They co-star in a movie called Rumor Has it, The Good Girl Gets Derailed By the Object of Her Affection and Has a Break-Up. After the film's premiere, Jennifer will announce that she's carrying little Levi Johnston, Jr. (Eat your heart out, Angelina Jolie...)

Miley Cyrus

Sure, Miley's supposedly all cozy with beau, Liam Hemsworth. But we know how fickle these teens can be. A hookup with Miley might be just what the doctor ordered for Levi's career. Miley seems like the kind of brazen and carefree teen that Levi would love to spend time with. She's not quite 18 yet. But apparently, that never stopped him before.

Kim Kardashian

Let's see...what do these two have in common? She loves the limelight. He loves the limelight. She loves the cameras. He loves the cameras. She's a Playgirl. He's a Playboy. She loves the limelight... You can see where this is going...

Montana Fishburne

Hardcore porn, PlayGirl, politics, A-List parents... Aww, come on now! Why not?

SOURCES:

www.perezhilton.com
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www.celebritygossip.com
www.people.com