Ten Things to Do Instead of Searching the Internet for Porn
Believe it or not it could change your life. Eternal life that is. Don't believe? Maybe you would if you would read it instead of looking at porn.
2. Kiss your Wife
Every second some dude is cheating on their wife by looking at others getting it on. That isn't cool. Kiss your wife, write her a note, cook her dinner or bathe the kids. Be a husband, not a pervert.
3. Read a Book (not a filthy one)
Statistics show that reading actually makes you smarter. Don't believe me? Try searching that instead of the weird things you have been lately.
4. Write your Congressman
There are thousands of issues being looked at per day that you have never heard of because you are looking for girls gone wild. Did you know that there are proposals out there right now for bills to be passed to allow 12 year old girls access to abortion without parental consent? Look it up.
5. Buy a Stock
Ford stock has multiplied by four in the last six months. Didn't know that? Probably because you are too busy paying to watch some dude having fun with some teenage bimbo. Invest in something that appreciates, not something disgusting.
6. Walk your Dog
You are going to get fat sitting there staring at that screen. Get off your butt and walk your dog. If you don't have one then mow your grass. If you live in an apartment try visiting your grandparents. If they are dead then get creative.
7. Volunteer
Lots of kids need baseball coaches. Lots of veterans need help. Lots of churches need mobile meal deliverers. Lots of kids need tutoring.
8. Go to the Gym
Take all that time you spend looking at porn and use a fraction of it to work out. Within months you will be like the Governator.
9. Write an Article
I did it. You can too. I just made a few cents. You can too. Just quit watching porn!
10. Take Dancing Lessons
It's easy. Just Google dancing lessons in your area and there you go. Dancing is fun. It's exercise. It's also a really good way to meet a real live woman.
Published by Justin Hartley
A freelance writer of four years, Armywriter serves his country as a member of Active Duty Army while balancing his writing career and being a single parent. His writings have been pulled in by the USA Today... View profile
How to Stop Dating Sociopaths, Bigots, Compulsive Liars, Porn Addicts, S...My path to the NO DATING zone is a long one. The path is riddled with screwed-up men debris.- Top Ten Product Picks for 2006Lists have become very popular over the past several years. Humans have a tendency to group things together so they are more easily understood.....
- Top Ten Songs by Alison Krauss and Union StationAlison Krauss and Union Station is a band with talent to spare. Here's my top ten list of their songs to date.
- Tips for Meeting Women On the InternetAn article on how to succeed with women over the Internet
- A Friend Indeed: Helping Your Friend Cope with DepressionYour friend is in need. Hey, it happens to the best of us. But if you can be there for your friend now, you just might find that the reward later outweighs the effort.
- Dying to Be Thin
- It Aint No Jive... The Top Ten Films Of 2005
- Tricia's Top Ten List for 2008
- Adventure Travel: A New Breed of Tourism
- My Top Ten Broadway Musicals of All Time
- Top Ten Best Vampire Flicks
- Top Ten New Years Eve Party Songs
5 Comments
Post a CommentCunt
Write a letter to your congressman telling him to appose womens right to choose. Now raise your right hand Heil Bush. Also food for thought, what if you have a congresswoman.
ha
That was almost completely useless
Thank you for posting this... you have no idea how many women would have hope if they read this. It means a lot reading this article knowing it's written by a man. Really; thank you.