Ten Things You Never Want to Have to Say at a Chinese Restaurant
Honey, is this my imagination or did my last piece of rice move on my plate.
Honey, is the Chinese Restaurant having a live bar tonight? My sushi just squirmed.
Honey, do not go to the restroom, I just seen the cockroaches lug the cook in there.
Honey, I know a little Chinese, and I think the cook just asked if he could take the dog for a wok.
Honey, either my broccoli with chicken is somewhat slimy tonight, or the cook may have a cold.
Did your egg roll have a lizard wrapped in it too? Mine did, and I ate the other half.
Honey, my Kung Poo Chicken tastes like Poo Poo Chicken.
Honey, do not turn around, but there is a man chasing a live lobster with chopsticks.
Honey, have you tried the new Happy Cat Dish on the bar? 'A cat squalls out in the kitchen.'
Honey, did you try the Seafood Delight, I think there is tentacle attached to your glasses.
Published by Mike Hazelwood
Mike Hazelwood, is a seasoned Freelance writer. He has been writing articles on the Internet for many years. Mike, has written articles for Helium.com, Associatedcontent.com, and CnnIreport.com. Mike Hazelwo... View profile
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12 Comments
Post a CommentI love Chinese food, but after a news report several years back we stopped eatting out as much, because a few Chinese places were shut down because they were actually serving cat meat. But you can have things like that anywhere, unless you cook it yourself and even then sometimes, there is really no telling what you might be eating,,
Raciest? Nonsense. There is a parody song going around the Internet to the tune of "Cat's in the Cradle", to the effect that the primary ingredient of the dish is Siamese. Lighten up, I say!
This is sort of a racist article.
*chuckles* I felt like I was sitting at a chinese place. Great write-up.
Oh my goodness, this goes so well with my new article to be published soon. Very funny, but sadly true
Mike, great humor piece. I remember a place in Hong Kong where no one spoke English, but they did understand the word "rat" which a distraught sailor at an adjoining table started hollering when one ran over his foot!
More humor articles! You've got a good feel for them. Thanks.
really good article. your funny mike :)
Ouch! Good work
OH LORD!! HE HE
I had a cockroach crawl across my plate one night at a Chinese restaurant! It is amazing just how quick you can go from being starving to full after seeing that! At least the meal was free, or at least the part I ate.