Ten Things You Shouldn't Say to a Vampire
1. Would you please donate to our blood bank drive?
2. Do you sharpen your teeth with a nail file?
3. Have you considered revamping your wardrobe? It looks too drab.
4. You are very affectionate. How about going to the park and necking out?
5. Would you like to be my blood brother?
6. You really need to stop coughing. It will be the death of you.
7. Would you like to come over our house for dinner? We are having steak.
8. You look very pale. You need to get out in the sun more.
9. Would you like to go out with my sister? She's such a pain in the neck.
10.I like the look of your cape. You look like a stunt double for Batman.
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Post a CommentHow about: pass the garlic bread
So last night, I was woken up out of a dead sleep...
Fun as always!:0)!
I had exactly the same thought as Nancy
My eldest son (the one that is autistic) told me a vampire joke tonight...however, I didn't understand it until just now. He asked me what every vampire has a lot of. When I asked him what, he said, cough drops!
LOL :)
Don't forget "bite me"!