Ten Ways to Know If Your Man is a Male Prostitute
1. If you find parking tickets stuffed under his seat from the red light district of your hometown, your man may be a man hoe.
2. If you find a note in the washing machine with the words, "Thanks for the great night, it was worth every penny of it." Your man might be a man hoe.
3. If you find a copy of, 'Pleasing all the Woman all the Time', stuffed under the mattress, your man may be a man hoe.
4. If your man comes home with money stuffed in his drawers, your man may be a man hoe.
5. If your man has a pimp by the name of Rhonda, your man may be a man hoe.
6. If your man goes out for milk around lunchtime, and doesn't come back till midnight, your man may be a man hoe.
7. If your man has a bumper sticker that reads, for a good time call 1-800-foreplay, your man may be a man hoe.
8. If your man has seen the movie, "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas," fifty times, your man might be a man hoe.
9. If you go out for dinner, and a lady yells, "Hi, babe are you available tonight?" Your man might be a man hoe.
10. If your man is doing his taxes and he lists prostitution as a second job, your man might be a man hoe.
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OMG...way to funny!
OMG...way to funny!
I'll have to keep those things in mind. I'm quite sure, however, that the "How to Please Your Woman" book under my man's side of the bed is there to help him with me! Call me naive, but I haven't seen any of the other signs yet... (; (completely kidding there, no man, no book! - I enjoyed it!)
He he, I am not sure Vonnie, this stuff just pops into my head at times.:)
What made you think of this one?
Pretty funny stuff!