Ten New Year's Resolution Suggestions for Britney Spears

New Year's resolutions are not just for the "common folk". In fact, there are many celebrities and politicians that should be making New Year's resolutions, if they aren't already. Of course, just because they make resolutions, it certainly doesn't mean they will keep them. But, for whatever it's worth here are ten New Year's resolution suggestions for Britney Spears, the former princess of Pop.

Resolution #1: I will not get married this year.

Sure, Britney has been married to K-Fed for a few years now, but there is no doubt that the pop princess loves the thought of being in a matrimonial union. With her upcoming divorce pending, she may feel the urge to run to another man's arms. In fact, she may have husband #3 already in mind! Britney should vow not to get married in 2007.

Resolution #2: I will not get pregnant this year.

The world was shocked when Britney Spear's announced she was pregnant. They were even more shocked when she announced she was pregnant with her second child shortly after her first was born. It was odd that she chose to have her children so closely together. It almost seemed as if K-Fed wanted to keep her barefoot and pregnant…literally. So, for 2007, she should promise herself that she will not get knocked up!

Resolution #3: I will vow to stick with one religion this year.

When you are a young millionaire, it can be difficult to know where to turn and who to trust. It is only reasonable that Britney seems confused about many things in her life. Religion is one thing that she has gone back and forth about. In 2007 Britney should choose her preferred faith and stick with it for life.

Resolution #4: I will not enter a store without shoes on.

Britney's infamous trip to the gas station restroom, without shoes, will be one that she'll never live down. Although she can't clear her name of that situation, she can vow to wear shoes each time she enters a store in 2007.

Resolution #5: I will not kiss another woman on camera this year.

Ok, so the Madonna kiss didn't happen in 2006, but everyone still remembers it clearly. And, Britney needs to be sure something like that doesn't ever happen again!

Resolution #6: I will not have child services called this year.

Poor Britney! The new mother not only had no idea how to care for her children, but she was always caught when she slipped up. All new mothers know it can happen, and the media likely made a bigger deal of it then they should have.

Resolution #7: I will not cry on television this year.

When you are pregnant, you are emotional. Pregnant women should not speak about sensitive subjects on television because they will cry…without fail.

Resolution #8: I will re-establish my sinking career.

Since deciding to lose her loser hubby K-Fed, it looks like Britney's career might be salvageable after all. She needs to focus more on her career and less on the trailer park trash she parents with.

Resolution #9: I will keep my famous abs in shape.

When Britney is in top form, she is hotter than any other. But when she isn't, she is just plain gross. Britney should vow to keep herself together. Even when she is heavier, she could wear some makeup and brush her hair a little!

Resolution #10: I will move back to Louisiana so my Momma can watch after me.

The best thing for Britney and her babies might be to move home to Momma. Her mother keeps a close eye on her, and for obvious reasons!