Teresa Giudice's Auction List Just Released!

Tons of Ugly Knick Knacks and Even the Snowblower Have to Go!

Jenna de Salea
This made me LOL after a long day. Not because I revel in the misfortune of others, how dare you... but this list is so utterly ridiculous, it's funny. So since the auction house site that is handling the 'Giudice Garage Sale at Gunpoint' this August 22nd, killed itself, here's a list of what's going out the door.

* Schaefer & Sons Grand Piano (like anybody uses that anyway)
* Wolf 48" Stainless Steel Range (we all know the microwave is used more)
* 1080 Pure 42" LCD Television (only 42"??? that's funny)
* Chippendale Style Arm Chair & Pair of Oversized Candle Sticks
* Pair of Shell Leaf Carved Crest Leather & Fabric Sofas
* Round Pine Kitchen Table & 8 Upholstered Tudor Style Chairs
* Four Section Center Seating Group
* 6' Ceramic Satsuma Temple Urn (Hope there's no Granny's in them!)
* Large Gilt Frame Wall Mirror
* Greek Revival Style Round Occassional Tables
* Demi Lune Scrolled Base Table
* Decorative Fireplace Accessories
* Panasonic Viera Oversized LCD Television
* Dark Finish King Size Bedroom Set (If you want the bed where the babies are made!)
* Oversized Wall Mirror & Kidney Shaped Vanity Table
* Love Seat, Upholstered Arm Chairs & Area Rug
* Credenza, Mirror & Decorative Items
* Connelly Antique Style Pool Table
* Mahogany Poker Table & Chairs
* Mahogany Home Bar & Stools
* Faux Marble Chess Set
* Foosball Table
* Suit of Armour
* Bar Height Gaming Table
* Chandeliers
* Chandelier & Sconces 1
* Chandelier & Sconces 2
* Chandelier & Sconces 3
* Framed Paintings
* GE Monogram Stainless Steel LPG Grill
* Sea-Doo Bombardier X20 Jet Boat
* New Holland LS190 Skid Steer
* Tandem Axle 10' Dump Trailer
* Fisher 28100 X-Blades Stainless Steel Snow Plow (better buy those kids some shovels!)

Sad, sad, sad. A bunch of fug stuff selling for the $10 Danielle bids on it isn't even going to put a dent in things. But hey, whatevs. Accountability and all that jazz, I guess.

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  • PRICESS 9/21/2010

    TERESA....POOR (REALLY POOR) CLASSLESS WOMAN.JUST LOOK AT THE LEVEL OF TACKINESS IN HER BELONGINGS.

  • misty6 8/17/2010

    This is just comical. The SUV was repossessed. Joe, Mr. wonderful, is also going to court for driving while suspended for teh DWI. It just gets better.

  • The Mrs. 8/2/2010

    She's just going to go out shopping afterward to replace everything. Why isn't the SUV up for sale since they are behind payments on that as well? Mid you that they don't even have car insurance. They should have everything auctioned off till the entire debt is paid.

    Taxpayers shouldn't have to be burdened by a woman who still refuses to accept responsibility that it was her spending and not the economy that got them in this mess. You'll see, she'll be a repeat offender.

  • Mary 7/27/2010

    Agreed! I love how the auction company is trying to get publicity off of this.

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