The 10 Best Quotes from "Despicable Me" the Movie

K. Catan
You're a supervillain. You have minions, freeze rays, and an underground lair. You do supervillain things. You hatch evil plots. Like your plot to steal... the MOON. Everything goes according to plan. You're going to steal the moon and go down in history as the best supervillain ever!

Until three adorable little orphan girls begin calling you "Daddy."

"Despicable Me," the animated 3D blockbuster starring Steve Carell, follows in the witty footsteps of films like Pixar's "Monsters Inc." and "Up." As a result, "Despicable Me" is a movie quote goldmine. Here are the 10 best quotes from "Despicable Me" the movie.

Gru: I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet bowl... what?
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Gru: You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
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Vector: When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!
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Dr. Nefario: Here's the new weapon you ordered.

[Shoots minion with the fart gun]

Gru: No, no, no. I said DART gun.
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Gru: [defeated by Vector] Oh, come on!
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Agnes: It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
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Dr. Nefario: We have to warn him, and FAST!

[starts driving on his moped at the speed of an inch a minute]
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Gru: We are going to pull of the TRUE crime of the century... we are going to steal the MOON!
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Gru: "Three little kittens started to yawn..."

Agnes: Now make them drink the milk.

Gru: Wow, this is garbage! You actually like this?
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Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty...!

Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas!

Published by K. Catan

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