The 10 Hottest Playboy Playmates from 2000-2009

Wes Laurie
If you thought that by the year 2000 the world would look more like an episode of "The Jetsons" you may have been disappointed. However, you might have been able to soothe that disappointment by peeking at the pages of Playboy magazine and the hot ladies posing there in the nude. Then again, perhaps you don't like the advances in sexual technology either ala breasts implants and air brushing. Oh, the times they are always changing. Here are my picks for the top ten hotties featured in Playboy magazine as Playmates of the Month for the decade between the year 2000 and 2009.

10. Krista Kelly: This shapely brunette was the Playmate of the Month in April of 2004. Krista Kelly is a Canadian and described in her bios as a "tomboy" growing up. She is indeed quite sexy, but amongst the picks that landed here her somewhat tomboy vibe is what played a little too strong and weighed her down to number 10. She's proof though that "handsome" women can be hot.

9. Kelly Carrington: This blond is listed as being only 5 foot five, but her neck seems incredibly long! Born in 1986, she became the Playboy Playmate of the Month in October of 2008.

8. Tiffany Fallon: The looks of this woman seem quite versatile. In some poses she seems like Angelina Jolie, sometimes Megan Fox, and then sometimes someone else; perhaps Tiffany Fallon? This brunette was the Playmate of the Month in December 2004 and Playmate of the Year in 2005. She was once fired by Donald Trump on the television show "Celebrity Apprentice" and is married to a member of the country music group Rascal Flats.

7. Sara Jean Underwood: She poses like a down home country girl in some pictorials but there's something about her that gives her that prissy cheerleader vibe as well. I think it is her nose. The "prossy" vibe works both ways, some days makes her hot, some days might be a turn off, but he is hot blond enough to be here at number seven . Sara Jean Underwood was the Playmate of the Month for July of 2006. She became Playmate of the Year in 2007.

6. Hiromi Oshima: This model became the first Japanese born Playboy Playmate ever! She was the Playmate of the Month in June of 2004. She's been in movies and television and is also an accomplished dancer as part of the touring Playboy Playmate dancing troupe.

5. Crystal Harris: Crystal Harris became the Playboy magazine Playmate of the Month in December of 2009. In 2010 it was announced that she and Playboy founder were engaged! Their age difference has been the butt of many jokes with Crystal being only 24 at the time. However, one has to admit Hugh knows how to pick them, because Crystal Harris is hot!

4. Heather M. Carolin: A California redhead with both Irish and Scottish roots, this girl knows how to rock a Playboy pictorial with those baby blue eyes of hers. She was the Playboy Playmate of the Month in April of 2002.

3. Shanna Moakler: She was Playmate of the Month for December 2001. She was also at one time Miss USA. Shanna Moakler is also well known in the celebrity dating world, having been on the arms of Billy Idol, Oscar de la Hoya, and Dennis Quaid. However, her marriage to Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker and the reality show they had together on MTV might have been where most learned about her.

2. Carmella DeCesare: a hot mix of Italian with Puerto Rican, she is like a super sexed up version of Eva Longoria. She was the Playboy Playmate of the Month for April 2003 and deservingly became the Playmate of the Year in 2004. She is also known for her stint as a televised wrestling diva.

1. Jessica Burciaga: It was a hard decision sliding Jessica Burciaga over Carmella DeCesare on this list of the hot. However, this Playmate of the Month for February 2009, seduced me over to her side with her perfect skin tone and seductive smile. You know you are going to spend some search engine time looking up this beauty and you too will be intoxicated by how her hair cascades down on her naked shoulders. Well, if your eyes go up that high. All the ladies on this list are sexy, but Jessica Burciaga walks away with the HOT title.

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  • Ben Kenber2/1/2011

    I typically read Playboy only for the interviews... Of course, that's not the only reason...

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