The 12 Days of Christmas: Taxpayer Bailout Style

On the first day of Christmas, taxpayers will bail out the whole corporate mess of Citigroup.

On the second day of Christmas, taxpayers will bail out Minneapolis and St. Paul, and the whole corporate mess of Citigroup.

On the third day of Christmas, taxpayers will bail out The Big 3 Automakers, Minneapolis and St. Paul, and the whole corporate mess of Citigroup.

On the fourth day of Christmas, taxpayers will bail out The Four Tops and Four Seasons, The Big 3 Automakers, Minneapolis and St. Paul, and the whole corporate mess of Citigroup.

On the fifth day of Christmas, taxpayers will bail out every Five-Star General.....The Four Tops and Four Seasons, The Big 3 Automakers, Minneapolis and St. Paul, and the whole corporate mess of Citigroup.

On the sixth day of Christmas, taxpayers will bail out those fun Six Flag theme parks, every Five-Star General.....The Four Tops and Four Seasons, The Big 3 Automakers, Minneapolis and St. Paul, and the whole corporate mess of Citigroup.

On the seventh day of Christmas, taxpayers will bail out all the Seventh Day Adventists, those fun Six Flag theme parks, every Five-Star General.....The Four Tops and Four Seasons, The Big 3 Automakers, Minneapolis and St. Paul, and the whole corporate mess of Citigroup.

On the eighth day of Christmas, taxpayers will bail out the whole cast of "Eight is Enough," all the Seventh Day Adventists, those fun Six Flag theme parks, every Five-Star General.....The Four Tops and Four Seasons, The Big 3 Automakers, Minneapolis and St. Paul, and the whole corporate mess of Citigroup.

On the ninth day of Christmas, taxpayers will bail out the starting nine of every ballclub, the whole cast of "Eight is Enough," all the Seventh Day Adventists, those fun Six Flag theme parks, every Five-Star General.....The Four Tops and Four Seasons, The Big 3 Automakers, Minneapolis and St. Paul, and the whole corporate mess of Citigroup.

On the tenth day of Christmas, taxpayers will bail out all those who keep The Ten Commandments, the starting nine of every ballclub, the whole cast of "Eight is Enough," all the Seventh Day Adventists, those fun Six Flag theme parks, every Five-Star General.....The Four Tops and Four Seasons, The Big 3 Automakers, Minneapolis and St. Paul, and the whole corporate mess of Citigroup.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, taxpayers will bail out eleven thousand 7-11's....BIG GULP... all those who keep The Ten Commandments, the starting nine of every ballclub, the whole cast of "Eight is Enough," all the Seventh Day Adventists, those fun Six Flag theme parks, every Five-Star General.....The Four Tops and Four Seasons, The Big 3 Automakers, Minneapolis and St. Paul, and the whole corporate mess of Citigroup.

Finally....On the twelfth day of Christmas, taxpayers will bail out all twelve tribes of Israel, eleven thousand 7-11's....BIG GULP... all those who keep The Ten Commandments, the starting nine of every ballclub, the whole cast of "Eight is Enough," all the Seventh Day Adventists, those fun Six Flag theme parks, every Five-Star General.....The Four Tops and Four Seasons, The Big 3 Automakers, Minneapolis and St. Paul, AND THE WHOLE CORPORATE MESS OF CITIGROUP!!!