The 5 Things All Men Really Want

We are simple creatures. We men, we manly men. We are not complicated networks of emotional gatherings. Men have very simple needs and wants. Women have the power to fulfill these wants and needs very easily without doing very much on their part.

What does it take to really please your man?

1. Give us our personal time. It all starts when our life disappears into oblivion. We used to have time that involved no one else. During this time we could think or do what we please. In a relationship this time is gone forever. We need our own time to be ourselves. It does not mean time to go find other women. It means time for me to be a separate entity. To have my own thoughts, feelings, and to be able to do something or not do something without hurting someone else's feelings. We used to have friends. We used to even have our own opinions. Why do we need either of those when we have our woman as a friend and her opinions as a package deal. It's important that men are able to have some time to be apart from their woman. It really helps men feel as if they are allowed to be themselves.

2. Freedom to make decisions. Let us make decisions and support the decisions we made even if you totally disagree or think we're idiots. We need to feel like we have some control over our life. Our decisions are the only control we have. When our decision making is gone we feel trapped. We need to feel like we have choices. If there are no choices left we may seek options that provide choices.

3. We want our woman to be sexy. If we are with you then we are completely attracted to you. Even if you are overweight, pregnant, blemished, etc. We wouldn't be with you if we didn't have a desire for you physically. It is so simple it is funny to think that women don't understand this basic principle. Be confident in your body under all circumstances, dress sexy during intimate moments and we will be pleased! You are sexy if you believe you are sexy because you come across sexy in the way you hold yourself. We already love your body, we would definitely be more attracted to you if you acted like you were attractive. Some women reading this will not understand this last comment.

4. Naps. This is our sacred time. Naps are more sacred than the earliest recordings of human history. Naps are our spiritual retreat. We want naps. We love naps. It rejuvenates us, excites us, makes us jump for joy. Men really want the ability to take naps. There is nothing more important to us than nap time. This ritual has been passed down through the generations from man to man to man. Naps are when we are really concentrating on thinking up new and really incredible places we can take out our woman. It is written by Confucius - 'Naps are the fountain'.

5. Talk to us and let us know what the *&%$ is wrong with you. Can you please start letting your man know exactly what is wrong. Men want you to tell them why you are acting like the world has been hit by a meteor but you're telling them everything is wonderful. Men want to converse. Men want to know what they can do to always make you happy. Men would love for their woman to always be in a great mood and happy. We just have no idea how to make that happen. Clear communication that something is wrong would be appropriate and necessary for a healthy relationship. Men like to know how to make you happy. Men want to know how to make their woman smile. Men do not want conflict. Men want to talk directly. It seems as if women want men to read tea leaves to find out about their disappointments.

Men are simple. We want to be happy. We want our woman to be happy. The end.