The Above Average Mans Guide to Being a Tough Guy

For countless years,l many assumed a lot of things. He assumed it wasn't possible to set food on the moon. He assumed that two wrongs almost always made a right.He also assumed that being a tough guy was hereditary, thus toughness had to be in your genes if you ever wished to tap into it. Man used to be very gullible. Anyone, given proper time to practice and hone these skills, can give off the impression of being a real tough guy.

Being a Tough Guy: Tight Muscle Shirts.
Even if you are an obese man, who looks like he should be wearing at least a C cup, Tight tank tops will still give off that classic tough guy aura. Some might argue that it works best for obese men. Think about it. If you have the guys to walk out of your home, wearing a shirt that only fit you in 6th grade, people will assume that you're more than capable of taking care of any who may have anything humorous about your wardrobe.

Being a Tough Guy: Wrist Weights.
I got this idea from one of the many rap music videos on YouTube. Seeing those comically large platinum watches they wear made me think:Alright, those things must weight more than the average Casio. Walking around with a pair of wrist weights will make people thing you are serious about your non existent workout regimen. They must also think those things give you the ability to punch hole in brick walls. Even if you end up in a hospital after trying it, at least you'll look cool in the act of failing!

Being a Tough Guy: Pose Downs.
Body builders do it on stage, Wide Receivers do it in the end zone, and professional chiropractors do it after re-aligning the fifth vertebrae. constant pose downs will help to assert your dominance over the general pubic, and warn any potential trouble makers against starting a ruckus. Be sure to throw in a few dozen push ups before hand for maximum effect.

Being a Tough Guy: Hired Hype Man/Manager.
Wish to become a professional tough guy? Wrestling could be your chosen patch for success. Be sure to find to find a Jimmy Hart or Bobby Heenan type of talker to be your mouth piece. Real tough guys shouldn't need to tell you how tough they really are. You know a guy is an unstoppable Juggernaut when they are accompanied by some little scrawny twerp who never keeps his trap shut for more than five seconds.