The Alien in My Head

A: What happen to you yesterday?

C: I was just hanging out with JET and TJ. Something crazy always happens when JET is around!

A: What happen this time?

C: We started out just going to the mall to get some shoes and cloths. JET wanted to stop by his new girlfriend house. She was a nut, crazy as hell. She has cursed me out first time I met her and she knows nothing about me. Anyway we get there, he goes in and comes out and says she in there braiding one of her friends hair. Naturally I thought it was a girl, but it was a man. She said she needed awhile so we had time to go to the mall. We go to the mall and shop and hangout for awhile then we head back to her house. JET goes in again and leaves me and TJ in the car. He was in there for about 30 seconds and he comes running out with his girlfriend chasing him with only bathrobe on. JET just jumps in the car but TJ had the passenger door open so the crazy girl jumps on him trying to get in the car. TJ thought she was trying to attack him cause we didn't know what the hell was going own, its not every day butt naked girls in robes jump on you in the car.TJ is wrestling with her trying to get her off. I look up and a crazy looking man in his underwear and a half braided head runs out the girl's house jumps in this parked truck and peels out! After that JET floored it too, with the passenger door open and a crazy naked girl hanging out. She held in for a few seconds, then TJ finally beat her off and she fell out if the car into some trash cans by the curve. JET stopped to see if she was hurt and the nutty ass girl jumps up from her crash to try and chase us again! We just left.

A: What was all that about?

C: JET went in the house cause for some reason she keep her door unlocked and he found his girlfriend and the friend that she was supposed to be braiding hair in the bed naked taking a nap.

A: They were sleep?

C: Yeah, I guess they were tired from all the cheating.

A: Why was she chasing him if she was the one cheating?

C: I wish I knew. I'm going to go with crazy.

A: Did anyone get injured.

C: No. The only thing that got hurt was JETS feelings.

A: What did TJ think about everything?

C: At first he was freaked out because he thought he was getting attacked by a "wild crack head"! After he found out what happen he thought it was the funniest thing ever.

A: You did that before noon?

C: I know! What a start to a day.