The Autobiography of Alexander Lynch(me)

All In The Family...............................2

Family Traditions...............................3

In The Middle...................................4

In The End.......................................5

Books And Magazines........................6

Musical Interests...............................7

Time/Life Line.................................8

Credits...........................................9

In The Beginning

Dear Reader, this note is telling you that you are about to know all the secrets, facts and stories about Alex J Lynch, me.

Hello. My Name is Alexander J Lynch but I like to go by Alex. I was born quite fast and I was so tiny. My life has been nice sometimes and I have some good friends. The Beginning of my life is just like the same as everyone else's birth. I was born in Mississauga, Ontario Canada and at Mississauga Hospital. My date of birth was 1997/03/04(yyyy/mm/dd) and at 11:04 PM. My mom had said that I was very fast at birth and it didn't take be quite a while to become born. The people at my birth were my parents. My sisters Amber and Laura were staying at my aunt's house and came to see me the next day along with my grandparents. Also I do not know what other family members were doing because my birth was not everywhere.

I was weighed in at 6 pounds and 5 ounces and I was pretty cute as I still have a picture of myself from when I was a little kid.

I was about 5.2 years old when I was moving to a new home. I had used to live in StreetsVille and I had went to Meadowvale Village Public School for junior kindergarten. When I was first starting Senior Kindergarten I had moved from StreetsVille to here in Mississauga. I met new friends, new school and a new house. I had liked the house and we eventually bought a cat from the Mississauga Humaine Society and named it "Bubbles". Bubbles was a brown cat with black stripes and I got to hold her when we moved to the new house in Mississauga. Mississauga has been a great to been born and lived in as well as Canada. I Am A Canadian Citizen.

All In The Family

Well now is the time to tell you about my humongous family I have.

My Family is large and nice and they are an enjoyment to have in the world.

My family consists from over 20 cousins and over 10 aunts and uncles. On my mom's side of the family she has 3 siblings. Her siblings are Joe Drexler, Valarie Drexler and Jimmy Drexler. They are a happy family with about many kids. Now my dad's side of the family has too much to Brothers, Sisters, Nephews and so on so I cannot name EVERY single person.

Want to know about my main family? Well my main family consists of 2 sisters, 1 brother and a full set of parents. My Dad is named Andrew and is 38 and works at RBC in Toronto, Canada. My Mom is 39 almost 40 and is working at Oakville Transit in Oakville as the Care a van coordinator. My oldest sister is named Laura and she is 16. My other older sister is named Amber and she is 14. My brother is named Tristan and he is 4 in kindergarten. I am named Alex and I am 11 in Grade 6. We live at 2451 Glamworth Crescent , Mississauga , Ontario Canada. I have great friends and I go to Thorn Lodge Public School. I Cannot wait for something new to happen in my life!

Family Traditions

My Family only has some traditions and not too many. First one I can think of is that everyone goes to my grandfather's in the summer. My grandfather holds a barbeque picnic every year and over 35 people come. This is fun because I get to see family members again and I can see many people. My family is huge actually its enormous. Each year I either go inside and watch television and go outside to get a hotdog or something and sometimes I go on the tire swing in his backyard which is really, really fun. We also enjoy sitting down and eating chips and drinking before dinner.

Another family tradition I can think of is Thanksgiving. Each year someone has to have at least 2 people over and enjoy a nice turkey meal. This year we invited our grandparents over to our house for Thanksgiving. We had an enormous dinner and we did not have as many leftovers as usual because we were feeding 8 people including myself. Thanksgiving was nice because I had a good day off that day and we always celebrate on the Sunday.

Another family tradition we celebrate is Christmas. Once a year one person ( a relative) holds a Christmas dinner with almost every one.They invite people over and we have a dinner of turkey, stuffing etc. We always have pies and maybe cake. This christmas (2008) we will be holding the celebration and each person will bring something to the dinner. Thus everybody will not fit in our house.

In The Middle

This is the part of the autobiography I do not like because it makes me tell you about the middle of my life and what I think is going to happen. I think I will not write the true thing or my prediction will not be even close to this. So this is the part where I tell about the middle of my life (age 20-22).

The middle of my life is quite simple in my fantasy. High School will be great for me as I will be more mature. My life will be great and I will go to College. The College I will go to is wrestling school. I will get a degree and then apply for a wrestling federation in my town or a non-television company. I would like to work there for about a year and then apply for a big wrestling company like WWE or TNA. I would like to get there by age 26.

If I am wrestling on a regular basis I can earn enough money to rent a small house and rent some internet, cable etc and buy myself some decent video games. Of course then video games will be so advanced. I would be someone big in my family unlike any else. I do not think anyone in my family has made it to television yet.

Great now you know my predictions good luck to you reader!

In The End

Now it is time to talk about death/retirement. This is the section where I must talk about either death, retirement or the life towards my death.

Towards the end of my life or retirement I am thinking about my family's future. My family's future will go a long way as I will have about 2 or 3 kids and most of them will be in their 30's when I am 60. I would probably be in a big television wrestling show by age 30. I would probably get a girlfriend/wife from my job as I would be inducted into the famous hall of fame. I would probably have a 56 year old wife when I am 60.

Now should I talk about death? Or retirement? Well I am now going to talk about retirement first. First off I would retire at age 57 and NOT go to a retirement home where all my fellow old people are. I would just spend the nights and days at home playing video games, watching television or working around the house and inviting people over or talking to them as well.

Now is the time to talk about my death, shocking eh? Well two predictions are in my mind about death. First one is that I die naturally , you know when you are old you have heart failure or I think I will die because of a disease I will have when I am old unless someone murders me at a young age. The disease most likely I would get is cancer. I think that most old people get cancer because that is what I was told by someone.

Books & Magazines

I like to read good books such as scary novels, suspense novels, mystery novels and also trilogies. My favourite book of all time has to be Silent Night 2 by R.L Stine. I am not finished it but it seems pretty interesting to me. Silent Night 2 is about a guy named Paul but his girlfriend calls him Pres because he looks like Elvis Presley and she likes him. He got fired by a guy with the name of Dalby. He wants to murder his daughter Reva Dalby. So I think he dresses up as Santa and captures her and tortures her. He wants Dalby to fork over millions of dollars for Reva but will the plan work?

Some other books I had enjoyed is Among The Hidden. My teacher has been reading it allowed in front of the class and most of us like it. It is about a boy named Luke who is a third child when the population limit is only 2 children. He is a hidden child and he hides all the time. He looks out the window of the attic, his room and sees a face in the other house. He then goes in the house where he meets another girl named Jenn. Jenn is a nice girl that is also a third child and Luke hides with Jenn throughout the whole book. Jenn sets up a rally that all the third children would go to The White House and complain and they wouldn't want to hide anymore. Luke refused to go so he stayed at his house wondering about Jenn. Luke sneaks into Jenn's house and tries to look for her a day after the rally. She appears not to be in the house. Luke goes the in chatroom where Jenn goes to and wrote "Where is Jenn" and then no one replied. Jenn's dad then comes and Luke explains himself about him and Jenn. Jenn's dad then tells Luke that Jenn is dead. The police gunned down every child that went to the rally and they have given back the body to the parents. It was a sad story but Luke eventually got a fake ID and left. Luke had gone to a private school where he was taken care of.

Some magazines I like are Lego Magazine, WWE Magazine and Nintendo Power.

Nintendo Power is filled with information about Nintendo while some with Lego and WWE magazine.

Musical Interests

Ok I admit it I like music and not only rock music I like flute and my school band.

Mostly I like rock music and wrestling music. Wrestling music is when the music that the wrestlers come out to, I mostly listen to that music. Most songs I like are The Time is Now by John Cena and The Game by Motorhead and Sexy Boy by Shawn Michaels.

Wrestling music is kind of awesome because I like it because I like the wrestler and its fun to listen to when I am by my self.

Ok some other interests is my school band. I play the Flute along with Jennifer and Hannah. A lot of people in ECL class play flute. We have a variety of instruments such as Trumpets, Drums, Flutes, Alto and Tenor Saxophones, Trombones and Clarinets. Our band consists of over 40 people so it is crowded during practice! The band is pretty large as if we were an orchestra! This year since the band always does it, we are going to perform at The Living Arts Centre in Mississauga. The band is always successful and I am coming along with my flute and it is a fun experience to play in band. In grade 4 I was in a 4/5 split class so I had to do half grade 4 recorder and half grade 5 recorder so when I got into grade 5 I was really good. Well this is it we are done Music!

Credits

Alexander Lynch did all the work on this so do not steal credits.