The Bachelor (London Calling) Sends Tipsy & Squeaky Home

Okay, so I hate doing it but I have to give the bachelor at least one kudo for sending home Tipsy and Squeaky. However, why he sent home Miss Sweetheart who wrote children's books home, is a mystery to me. That's okay though, she deserves the boy next door, not an English boar (or is that bore?)

Ahh, Typsy, the girl most likely to need AA, with the pull away clothes. I mean really, their she sat on Monday night, the last chance she had to impress the bachelor before "The Rose Ceremony", the most dramatic one yet (how many times have we heard that one?), and she practically falls off the chair, and exposes her breasts (in bra), for no apparent reason. Well, actually the reason was apparent. She was obviously drunk as a skunk. Did she really think this would impress the bachelor? Then again I'm surprised it didn't. He's no Prince Charming. After the ceremony and her being rejected, she couldn't help but let everyone know just how wonderful she was, and couldn't understand why she was being sent home. Well, she gets my vote for the most delusional hopeful the show has ever had.

Let's not forget Squeaky, I swear she swallowed a mouse. Thank God for big favors. I have never heard someone giggle, and squeak as much as this songbird. Speaking of which that's all she did through all the episodes was sing. Is she one of those people that can only think in harmony? If she acted a day over 14, I never saw it. She had no idea how to have a conversation with the bachelor, not that he's a rocket scientist. Finally, just before the rose ceremony she actually tried to talk like an adult. I know they must have scripted for her. When she hinted that he might be able to travel with her on her career, the bachelor went right out the window. Honestly, it's written all over him, "Where I will go, you will go". I haven't heard him once talk about moving to the U.S. But then again when he has a room full of desperate women that would follow him anywhere, why even think about it?

Well, I can't wait until next week, they showed on the previews a real promising cat fight....Meow, here Kitty, Kitty......Psst!

*Don't forget to check out my first Bachelor article titled: The Bachelor and The Seven Dorks, if you haven't already. Relive the adventure with, The Bachelor played by Matt Grant (He sure acts like he's related to Hugh Grant), along with his seven dorks, Sleazy, Arrogant, Crude, Dingy, Tipsy, Shallow, and Desperate....You'll be glad you did!