The Bachelor: Ready for Takeoff

It's a bird, it's a plane, well, and it's a pilot, anyway. Yes, Jake is back as The Bachelor and he is back to find his co-pilot in life. Yes, there will be many flying puns in this blog this season, so fasten your seatbelt. Jake is a Southern gentleman with a dazzling smile. Also, the women are a good batch this season. I agree that Jake comes across as a man who is serious about finding love and a wife. There are some girls that I think would be perfect for him and some woman who need to make a speedy departure.

I am a fan of Ali because she is a sport due to the fact that she lost her voice. She is also creative because she told us that peacock feathers attract a man. In addition, yellow is a good color on her. I have heard of falling heads over heals for someone but, Ashleigh fell right into Jake. I guess clumsiness is adorable. Hopefully, she falls into Jake and doesn't fall over a bike during a romantic bike ride with Jake and break an ankle. If Jake ends up with Ashleigh then, he might have to go into medicine. Tenley is adorable and real. I love that she is a cuddle bug and that she hasn't kissed anyone since her ex-husband. She is one of favorites.

Ashley number two is too strong for Jake and a bit childish because she played the something is on your shirt joke on Jake. Now, I know he fell for it; however, Ashley didn't score any maturity points with me or any creativity points. I also thin that she was who changed into the stewardess outfit. Please, stop being so lame. Vienna is pretty but the only thing that comes to mind when thinking of her is sausage. Therefore, I think that Jake should send her on a one way flight to Vienna. However, the nut of the bunch is Michelle. She is more unbalanced that a three legged dog on a frozen pond. I am sure that Michelle will have a nervous breakdown soon, if Jake doesn't kick out the other girls and profess his undying love for her. Watch out for your bunny, Jake.

I hated that Jillian and Ed came back to give Jake advice. They have nothing to give him advice about. Although, Ed could give Jake pointers on how to cheat on his fiancée and make her believe that he didn't do that. Also, their announcement was nonexistent. Moreover, their questions were sexual in nature and Ed's jokes were stupid. Ed shouldn't be asking any questions about sex or making jokes of a sexual nature. He must have a short memory. Jillian liked Kimberly, the girl who wore a fake diamond ring on her left hand. Luckily, Jake sent Kimberly packing. Jake has better taste than Jillian but, we already knew that.

Jake said that flying is his art. I hope that he is flying high at the end of his time as The Bachelor. Good Luck, Jake!
Source: The Bachelor 1/4/10