The Bachelor & the Seven Dorks

Where did they find these women? Don't get me wrong I think there may be a couple of keepers, and I do mean a couple, but I'm beginning to think they combed the bars and strip clubs for most of this bunch.

There just like the seven dwarfs except these are called, Sleazy, Arrogant, Crude, Dingy, Tipsy, Shallow and Desperate. It's only the second night and we've been treated to a strip tease, a lap dance, and a full blown dramatic presentation. I'm positive several of them may need the directions to the nearest AA meeting, including the bachelor. Don't you just love that Shayne, Lorenzo Lamas' daughter? She could win an academy award for Best Actress in a continuing drama series. Then there's Marchon, the beauty queen who looks a little bit too experienced at the lap dance. Let's not forget the 22 year old who squeaks, I'm sorry I can't remember her name it was too painful to listen.

I refuse to believe this is the best young women in America they could come up with. As a group they're downright embarrassing. If the English are watching there probably laughing their a...off. Well, they shouldn't laugh too hard, I think the bachelor's expectations of being thought of better than Hugh Grant, is a long forgotten dream. Another words, he is no prize.

The bachelor, that says it all. He's a bachelor because who the heck would want him? He drinks too much, treats women like Meat and Sheep, Mmmm, sounds like a pub in England. I picked up on, honey, chics, hey baby, and I think they cut out the I'm horny, which they showed on the coming attractions for this week. Maybe not, and we can still look forward to that one, Gag! Did you happen to notice how many women he told that they had all the attributes he was looking for? It seems pretty obvious to me what attributes he's looking for. Whom ever he chooses, I know one thing, they probably will deserve each other.

On a better note, so far I think Amanda is my favorite. Although she has chronic hiccups, she does seem genuine, at least so far. Although, anyone who has been a fan of the bachelor knows, just how many of these women may reveal later in the show just how horrible they can be. But alas, it doesn't really matter because my vote for the worst bachelor in history is, the one presently on the throne. I guess that lets the Italian Count off the hook!

All I can say is shame on you ABC, you should be embarrassed. You set a real high standard with Andy the Navy Doctor, and have gone down hill ever since. After seeing these women and the new bachelor, my only two questions are, who picked them, and were they in the right mind when they did it?

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