'The Bachelorette' 2011 - Ashley Hebert's Wannabe Husbands [Full Cast List]

Ashley Hebert may have failed to find made-from-TV love with Brad Womack, but have no fear: She's back, better than ever and primed to find land herself a soulmate as "The Bachelorette" 2011. Here's a peek at the 25 guys who will vie for her affections when the show premieres Monday on ABC after "Dancing with the Stars." And since I always have an opinion, also included are a handful of purely bio and photo-based predictions as to who has a shot and who should buy that bus ticket home pronto.

Ames Brown, 31, Portfolio Manager. According to his bio, he works out compulsively, likes dressing up and is hella smart. Yeah, he's screwed. Can I date him? (Just kidding, honey.)

Anthony Santucci, 28, Butcher. There's always something to be said for a nice, hard-working guy. But is Ash looking for a blue collar babe or a white collar wonder?

Ben Castoriano, 28, Lawyer.

Ben Flajnik, 28, Winemaker. If we learned anything from "The Bachelor," it's that Ashley Hebert enjoys some good wine. Ben can provide said booze. He'll stick around. Case closed.

Bentley Williams, 28, Businessman. According to Reality Steve --spoiler alert!-- a certain former "Bachelor" chick warned fair Ash about this one's past, er, indiscretions. But he's also a daddy, and methinks Ms. Ashley isn't quite ready to be a step-mama.

Blake Julian, 27, Dentist. Chances? Excellent. He's a dentist, just like our Ash, and he's cute. It's tooth-on-tooth love int the making! The one drawback: He's not based in New England. Ashley's reluctance to move for Brad Womack led to the fizzlization of their once-hot vibe.

Chris Drish, 25, Sports Marketing Coordinator.

Chris Malhomme, 27, Construction Company CEO.

Constantine Tzortzis, 30, Restaurant Owner. They say food can be a good way to worm your way into someone's heart. Hmm. I sure hope his restaurant isn't of the "Kitchen Nightmares" variety.

Frank Carpenter 29, College Admissions Director.

J.P. Rosenbaum, 34, Construction Manager.

Jeff Medolla, 35, Entrepreneur. Chances? No photo, no luck. He's either ugly or already famous for infamous reasons.

Jon Ellsworth, 26, E-Commerce Executive.

Lucas Daniels, 30, Oilfield Equipment Distributor. Woot! Maybe she could get some free gas!

Matt Colombo, 28, Office Supply Salesman. His job sounds boring as heck, but his bro is an NFL player. That could make for some interesting dinner table conversation.

Michael Burns, 29, Technology Salesman.

Mickey McLean, 31, Chef. Cosmo says he's hot. I don't disagree.

Nick Peterson, 26, Personal Trainer. Maybe it's unfair, but it's awfully hard to trust those young, attractive personal trainers. After all, they spend all day long working with clients on improving their bods. And by this looks of this one, he probably has plenty of female fans fawning in his direction.

Rob Dahm, 27, Technology Executive.

Ryan Miller, 27, Construction Estimator.

Ryan Park, 31, Solar Energy Executive.

Stephen D'Amico, 27, Hairstylist.

Tim McCormack, 35, Liquor Distributor. Now there's a difference between a winemaker and a liquor distributor. It may not be fair, but I bet this one likes his job too much.

West Lee, 30, Lawyer. Okay, so he may be a cold-blooded killer, according to a report that floated around the 'net earlier this month. At least he's cute... right?

William Holman, 30, Cellular Phone Salesman.

Who does you think has the edge on "The Bachelorette" 2011? Will Ashley Hebert find true love? Watch and see! Or visit moi for an uber-fun snarkfest each week.