The Bad Girls Club

I'm a guy and that means there are some shows that I just will not watch. But when living in a house full of women (or even living with one woman), one is subjected to things he would not have seen otherwise. This is one of those instances and in this case the show that I was subjected to was the Bad Girls Club. The worst part of it all is that I wasn't subjected to just one episode but the entire season thus far. Damn you Comcast On Demand! Instantly I began to analyze the characters and the whole basis around the show and here is what I have come up with.
First, I am still having a difficult time understanding why women find shows like the Bad Girls Club entertaining and despite watching 10 plus episodes, I am still not sure what a bad girl is or if any of these broads are bad themselves. Next, the word bitch and slut fly around like pollen in the height of the spring. In one episode I counted the word bitch being used 47 times and the word slut was used 30 times, and that was the profanity that was not blanked out. Had the network chose to "bleep" out the words bitch and slut then there would have been 28 minutes of silence. A lot of hand waving, spitting and drinking but there would be no audible words.

The seven women in the network purchased hen house claim to be bad but all they do is party, drink and talk about one another behind their back. When conflict does arise, it is a lot of screaming, shit talking and objects being tossed but no blows are thrown and no real fights happen, just a lot of empty threats. Truth be told, none of these women had anything going for themselves prior to the Bad Girls Club which is why the fear of being sent home in the event of a fight scares the hell out of them. It amazes me that when one of the women are attacked, they vote the aggressive girl out of the house which happened when Porche attacked fellow "Bad Girl" Natalie and when Florina lifted Amber off her feet and slammed her into the ground. But if you are a real "Bad Girl", that is the time to back up your words and walk the walk. In all the shows, these 7 women talk big but really aren't harmful or "Bad" at all. Maybe they are trying to land on another reality show by standing out, a road invented by former "Flavor of Love" cast member Tiffany "New York" Pollard or like "Bad Girl" Kendra who is on the "Bad Love", a spin off of the Bad Girls Club which airs in the next few weeks.

I just think that the Bad Girls Club is a dumb ass show and a waste of air time. It is another excuse for people to get on television to show their ass for a few dollars and 15 minutes of fame. Here is my breakdown of the 7 so-called and self-proclaimed "Bad Girls".

Florina (Flo) This is by far the ugliest woman in the house, by far! It does not help that she has the voice of a young boy entering puberty, which adds insult to injury by being a bisexual butch girl. Florina's major problem is she is not attracted and is a lot older than the other young and more attractive girls in the house. Because of this, Florina gets jealous of any girl in the house who gets sexual attention from anyone, mainly due to the fact that she gets no attention from men or women. As far as being a "Bad Girl", Florina is far from it. She is more like a Mad Sad Girl. All she really needs is someone to lay the pipe or lick her real good.

Annie: Is a pretty average looking, girl next door little Asian girl but like most Asians she shy away from conflict. Annie is even less of a "Bad Girl" than Florina. For more than half of the season, Natalie terrorized Annie, mostly due to the fact that Annie would not verbally defend herself against Natalie. Occasionally she would be pushed around by some of the more aggressive girls in the house. During one episode she was so afraid of the other girls in the house that she called a friend to be on the look out to call the police if need be. After a Florina/Amber altercation she said "she don't fight" what kind of bad girl does not fight? She is actually a good girl, more like a guppy in a sea of sharks.

Amber: Next to Florina, Amber is a very ugly young homophobe. I have yet to see why she was picked to be on the show in the first place. Amber is not a "Bad Girl" and I really don't feel the need to waste any more words on her.

Natalie: This girl is by far the worst girl in the house. She is overly aggressive, conceited, loud, a liar and not to mention, extremely unattractive. Natalie has a long chin, her chin is so long, if she gains 150 pounds, puts on a suit and tie then she could pass for Jay Leno. Natalie's claim to fame is that she swears she runs L.A. Truth is, Natalie hangs around people whom have a bigger social and economical status than she does. Lastly, the way she throws herself at men who have money and it is extremely pathetic. She's more like a groupie, a leech and a gold digger opposed to a "Bad Girl". The imaginary world or persona that Natalie has created in her head leads her to treat other people, especially the seemingly weaker people, as if they are beneath her but the reality is, she is beneath those she tries to put down. In my opinion she is the ugliest girl in the house, not just physically, but every other way possible. She has a nasty attitude and a very ugly energy about her. Truth is, she does NOT RUN L.A.!

Kate: Kate is kinda cute but there is nothing bad about her either. When Natalie spit in her face she took no physical action, now what "Bad Girl" wouldn't retaliate against that type of offense? She comes off as a little passive but will get in another girls face if need be, but that does not make her a "Bad Girl" at all. My assumption is that Kate probably has never been arrested, never been in a real street fight and probably has never done anything, by my definition, as bad. There is not a bad bone in her body

Kendra: By far the prettiest girl in the house, Kendra bores me. I'm still struggling at why she is even in the house. She tries her best to avoid conflict as none of the problems begin by her hands. Is she a "Bad Girl"? Not at all, even though she did "Slap" Florina but it was a slap that the Italians gave each other in the movies when they joke around with each other. Kendra is in the wrong house, but it is nice to look at her.

Lexi: Country girl seems to be looking for more of a good time than being a "Bad Girl". She would be better on an episode on MTV's the Real World. She came to the house after Porche was kicked out of the house for attacking Natalie and despite being nude 60% of the time, there is nothing else special about her.