The Best Driving Rule for Road Trips

Make Pit-Stops Frequent and Fun!

Meg Sonata
Pit-stops can be the most important part of any trip. First, if you neglect this experience, you risk arriving overtired and irritable. Second, if you forfeit downtime, you may not recover in time for uptime. Third, drivers who continue to pursue their mission without proper sustenance and maintenance endanger everyone in their path.

As a motto. "Divide and Conquer" got ancient generals across continents. Even the Vegparadise News Bureau website declared: "Napoleon was right when he said, 'An army travels on its stomach.'" Depriving yourself and your companions of needed nutrition will guarantee that each trip undertaken under duress will be as stressful as it can get. Vacations do not work this way. Driven drivers can be just as-if not more-annoying than kids and pets and cranky complainers.

Rest does not just happen AFTER everybody's proceeded for eight hours without so much as a seventh inning stretch. The website Cambridge Students says pointedly: "But the more tired you are the less efficiently you'll work." The time we take to loosen our cramped muscles and breathe without looking for the next exit will lighten everybody up. Just try looking at downtime as a series of carefully scheduled catnaps. Have you ever known a healthy feline that couldn't sleep on any cushion in the land?

Instead of groaning at every interruption of a journey, how about using pit-stops to make sure your vehicle can make it for the next hundred miles or so? If you check your mileage and the car's oil and gas consumption, you may catch leaks before they spring completely. You may also save yourself a hefty towing fee-if you could locate a towing company in the middle of nowhere. Maintenance does not end when a trip begins. Faithful attention to details breeds confidence that encourages true relaxation.

Every journey also offers an opportunity to check out restaurants you can't find at home. Why go anywhere to find what you left behind, anyway? Research on the Internet can let your fingers do the walking before your stomach has to do the suffering. Tap into websites for towns that will turn up along your way. These typically will tell you local attractions, including eateries. Gumbos, kiffles, and perogies just may become your new favorite taste treats.

Could sufficient pit stops provide a cure for road rage? Why not give them a try? According to the website Sleep Deprivation Information, "The National Sleep Foundation (NSF) has suggested that social problems such as road rage may be caused, in part, by a national epidemic of sleepiness."

The crazed bully who threatens to kill you hardly appears to have just consumed a hot roast beef sandwich. The thug who yells obscenities at you for cutting into his lane did not just step out of a shower, did he? And the woman whose kids have been asking "Are we there yet?" for the last three hours may have had her chance and blown it. Just tell them: "We're here right now-We just need a break."

Published by Meg Sonata

My work has been published in The Charleston Gazette, Morning Call, Buffalo News, Crescent Blues, Avatar Review, Black Bear Review, 3rd Muse Poetry Journal, WVACET Journal, and Neuphilologische Mitteilungen.  View profile

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