The Best Fart Jokes

The best fart jokes can leave you laughing until the tears roll out. Fart jokes reign supreme. Here is a fart joke provided by humorsphere.com: What's the definition of surprise? A fart with a lump in it. Once a room gets started on fart jokes it's hard to stop.

Send a fart, lets you choose from an assortment of fart jokes and complete with sound to send to your friends and relatives. The website also has a collection of flash fun pages with dog farts. Click on the dogs and duck.

Funnies.com can answer the question of what happens when you fart in your wetsuit. A few fart jokes slip out at this website.

Farts.typepad.com has a list of how different personalities fart. "A pessimist wants to fart but thinks he's already crapped his pants." "A gentleman allows the lady to fart first." You will find fart jokes for the intellectual at this site.

Everyone has had the uncomfortable feeling of being in a small room and having to squeeze one off. Funny.com/fartpoem.htm has an ode to the art of silent but deadly warfare, just be sure to stop in time.

Politicians have built a surprising array of antibodies that seem to protect them from bad smells, but watch the reaction to Hillary Clinton's fart during a debate.

Let's not forget about the old fart club. The guys who could spread their cheeks and still blast the room into oblivion.

Who knew that flat tires and headlights could be turned into a fart joke?

Old age makes you do funny things. It's good we have wives who look over our shoulders.

Nuns with a warped sense of humor pull this joke off.

The need to fart can even be thought of as genealogical. The Fart family is a small enclave in Scotland, consisting of four to six families. This family has spread its genes far and wide to cover the globe.

Jim Dawson, a licensed fartologist has written an entire book on the history of human flatulence. His book contains anecdotes about Adolph Hitler and his legendary farts. Hitler supposedly took anti fart pills to quell his gas attacks.

Another funny fart episode chronicled in "Who cut the cheese?" is the story of Le Potomane

Le Potomane, a 18th century French entertainer, had quite a show of fart jokes. He could imitate bird chirps or smoke cigarettes. He could even blow out candles with one well-placed fart.

The fart joke didn't recently explode on the scene. A well-timed fart and the joke that follow it are always good for a laugh. So go ahead, move the wind, then run away.

Sources
Jim Dawson, www.electricearl.com/fart/