The Best Place to Hold an Argument with Your Spouse

All couples have them, arguments. I am not talking full blown knock down, drag out fights, because they are not healthy anyway, they leave marks and could possibly lead to jail time. I am talking about the times we disagree with our spouses. Some people call them fights, some people call them arguments and others choose to say they are just talking. Whatever term or phrase you use, it is just part of life to disagree especially with someone you are planning to spend the rest of your life with.

We don't usually plan our arguments. Okay, sometimes we do. We think about what we want to say, how we want to say it and when and where it would be best to strike. At least I think other couples feel the same. I hope I am not the only one. Anyway here goes. Prepare yourself for this; it could change your life. I am not saying it will improve your marriage, just that it could change your life. The best place to have an argument with a spouse is the bathroom.

I know you're thinking I have lost my mind or maybe I hit my head or something, but I am serious. The circumstances have to right. You don't just drag your loved one in the bathroom and blurt out everything you've come up with to say. Again, you plan it very carefully. You wait until your spouse is in the tub and then you go in to talk to them. Where are they going to go? Most people only have a few options. One they could try to go through the doorway, which you are probably blocking. If you are not blocking the doorway, they still would have to get past you to get out of the room. The other option would be the window. Since their naked the window probably isn't an option for most of the spouses.

This may sound outrageous to some of you but think about it a while. What could possibly interfere with your conversation? Most of us do not have televisions and telephones in our bathroom so there isn't much competition there. Another advantage to the bathroom location is that you don't have to worry about the children getting involved. Most of us still do not like to argue in front of the children. Problem solved.

For the most part this will be a one time deal, because after the first time you pull this off, your spouse will more than likely lock the door next time. There are ways around that if you haven't already figured it out.

I am not going to say whether I have done this or not to my spouse. All I can say is that I know it works. Again, this may be a one shot deal, so pick the most important topic you need to discuss with your spouse.

I cannot be held accountable for any type of backlash or revenge a person may receive due to trying this at home or anywhere else (hotel, in laws, etc).