The Best Quotes About Dogs

Man's best friend? Some people think so. Dogs are one of the most common domestic pets in America and most people hold an opinion (of some kind or another) about them. Her are some of the best Quotes about dogs...

The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
--Henry Ward Beecher

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
--Ann Landers

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
--Alfred North Whitehead

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
--Rita Rudner

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
--August Strindberg

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
--Charles M. Schulz (Snoopy)

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?
--Eleanor H. Porter

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
--Peter Steiner

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
--Fran Lebowitz

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.
--Henry David Thoreau

A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
--Irish Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
--Jeff Valdez

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
--Joe Gores

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.
--John B. Bogart

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
--Josh Billings

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
--Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
--Roger Caras

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
--Ogden Nash

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
--Maurice Maeterlinck

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
--Sir Winston Churchill

Yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
--Bible ( Book of Matthew)

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
--Sue Murphy

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
--Robert Benchley

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
--Joe Weinstein

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