The Best Quotes from the Seinfeld Show

The weekly sitcom Seinfeld, created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, ran for nine seasons and left mankind with the most outlandish and profound Seinfeld quotes. The show follows four friends as they encountered life's little nothings and beat the smallest of subjects to death. Jerry, the comedian, is the main character who suffers from a chronic disconnect from his life. Elaine is Jerry's ex neurotic girlfriend. Kramer is Jerry's offbeat next door neighbor and original thinker. George is Jerry's childhood friend who sees life as a never ending series of insecurity and inadequacy.

1. It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music.
   George describes Elaine's style of dancing in "The Little Kicks".
2. She had man-hands!
   Jerry finds a reason to stop dating another woman in "The Bizzaro Jerry".
3. There's a naked woman across the street.
   Kramer bursts into Jerry's apartment to announce a glitch in their contest to abstain from self gratification in"The Contest".
4. Mulva.
   Jerry dates a woman but doesn't know her name which rhymes with a female body part in "The Junior Mint".
5. I hate anyone who ever had a pony.
   Jerry makes an inappropriate remark at a dinner party to his Aunt, a former pony owner, who dies the next day in "The Pony Remark"
6. I say this with an unblemished record of stanch heterosexuality, it's fabulous .
   George commenting on Jerry's new suede jacket in "The Jacket".
7. I think it moved .
   George remarks to Jerry after getting a massage from a man in "The Note".
8. I don't want to be a Pirate .
   Jerry unknowingly agrees to wear an unsightly trend setting shirt on television in "The Puffy Shirt".
9. Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning? I like to get the Daily News.
   Kramer tries to convince George to take a trip to California with him in "The Keys"
10. I wanted to talk about how we had nothing to talk about.
    Elaine wants to meet with George to discuss their lack of conversations in "The Dog".