The Big List of Movie Spoilers

Getting a Heads Up on the Endings

Dan Fiorella
Don't like surprises when you buy that rent that video? Well, be surprised no more with our:

The Big List of Movie Spoilers

Relativity
Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Norman Bates is his mother.(1960)

Norman Bates is still his mother. (1999)

Faye Dunaway is both the sister and the mother.

Darth Vader is CP30's father.

DOA
Thelma and Louise die.

Janet Leigh dies.

Obi-Wan Kenobi dies.

Leo dies. But Kate doesn't, but she's fictional so it doesn't count.

Capt. Tom Hanks dies.

Bambi's mother dies.

James Bond's wife dies.

Qui-gon Jinn dies but Jar-Jar doesn't.

Mel Gibson dies in a kilt.

Bruce Willis is dead.

Everybody aboard dies (even Clooney!)

Jesus? Dies.

Those darn plot twists
She's a guy.

It was all a dream featuring the farmhands.

Truman finds the exit.

The falcon's a fake.

Rhett leaves.

The train robber shoots his gun right at the audience.

He has Fredo killed.

The blind flower girl can see the Tramp now.

Ingrid leaves on the plane.

Who is, in fact, on first.

Rosebud's the sled.

M. Night ran out of twists.

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  • Chris Berry11/22/2006

    Thank God you didn't tell everyone about Brokeback Mountain. It'd be a bummer if everyone found out they were gay. OOOOOOPS!

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