The Black Cinema Quotes Quiz

Please answer each of the following. The answers are listed below. Give yourself one point for each correct answer. Don't cheat by looking ahead to the answers. Good luck!

13-15 Correct...Mogul!!
9-12 Correct...Rising Star
5-8 Correct...Small time producer
1-4 Correct...Undiscovered

Feel free to post your score in the comment section.

1. "If you want to kill yourself, don't fuck around with it, go on and do it expeditiously."

A. Lean On Me

B. John Q

C. The Negotiator

2. "She black as tar, nappy-headed, got legs like baseball bats, and I hear she got that nasty women's disease."

A. Women of Brewster Place

B. Beloved

C. The Color Purple

3. "He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island."

A. Fighting Temptations

B. Coming To America

C. Kingdom Come

4. "Ya know, with all that jerry curl juice you got in your hair, you better not ever commit a crime! The police won't have any problem finding you! 'Follow the drip, follow the drip!'"

A. Madea's Family Reunion

B. House Party

C. Big Mama's House

5. "You know, maybe if I had the luxury of getting my a** whooped, I could be calm right now. But I have been drinking tequila shots, my hormones are raging out of control, I'm emotional, I'm horny, and I don't wanna hear about no go*damn peas!"

A. Deliver Us From Eva

B. Eve's Bayou

C. The Best Man

6. "She's a ho 'cause she's sending her coochie through the mail."

A. Love & Basketball

B. The Wood

C. He Got Game

7. "The only thing I like integrated is my coffee."

A. Remember The Titans

B. Malcom X

C. Cry Freedom

8. "Hell, I'm not worried... you, on the other hand, should be."

A. Waiting To Exhale

B. Two Can Play That Game

C. Booty Call

9. "I got mind control over ____(the name will give it away). He be like "shut the f**k up". I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again."

A. Boyz In The Hood

B. Dead Presidents

C. Friday

10. "Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change."

A. Sugar Hill

B. New Jack City

C. Menace II Society

11. "When a man gets a hard on, you know where the blood come from, right? You know where the blood come from, right? His head and his feet. So A - he's stupid and B - he can't run."

A. Hav Plenty

B. Love Jones

C. The Inkwell

12. "You ever took a big shinny blade and just ripped a man from his ass to his appetite?! Then cut his balls off and make him squeal like a pig?"

A. Low Down Dirty Shame

B. Scary Movie

C. I'm Gonna Get You Sucker

13. "It is not my job to be jumping on and off of buses, I don't do that, I am not Carl Lewis!"

A. Rush Hour

B. Rush Hour 2

C. Money Talks

14. "I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles."

A. Bad Boys II

B. Big Mama's House 2

C. Next Friday

15. "Now how you gonna talk about size... when you one Reese's Pieces away from Jenny Craig y'self?"

A. Barbershop

B. Barbershop 2

C. Beauty Shop

1. A

2. C

3. B

4. B

5. C

6. A

7. B

8. A

9. C

10. B

11. B

12. C

13. A

14. A

15. B

So how'd you do? Post it in the comment section.