The Boy with Ants in His Pants
Some Humor to Brighten Your Day!
There was a little boy,
With a hole in his pants.
He went fishing one day,
And set on fire ants.
He was hurking and jerking,
Yelling, "What should I do?"
He got stark naked,
He ran home bitten and blue.
"Momma, Momma,
What can I do?"
Son, what in the world,
Happened to you.
"You look like you fell,
Into a bucket of ants."
Your behind has bumps,
Where are your pants?"
"Momma, Momma,
Kiss me all over make it last."
"It will take all day son,
But I won't kiss your ass."
Published by Mike Hazelwood
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