The Cats
Why do the cats wait until they get to a piece of rug or carpet to throw up (violently mind you) their hairballs?
Why do the hairballs look and smell like poop? (and sometimes they eat them right back up)
Are our cats the only ones who mill around like convicts an HOUR before we usually feed them dinner?
Does your cat howl at 4am? You heard me, your CAT, not your dog!
Did you ever utter the word fur-ball before you had a cat?
Why do cats reduce us to baby talk?
When I get upset with my kids, why do I call them the cats names?
Our two cats are 14 and 16 years olds, don't they think it's time to stop smelling each others rear-ends to remind them who they are dealing with?
Do they really think fish on a computer screen or birds on tv are actually real?
Who else has threatened their cat by telling them they are going turn them into a fur collar or muff?
If I licked myself THAT much, wouldn't I chafe?
If your name is Fluffy, how long do you stay bitter?
Statement: I am a cat. I know what you are saying to me. I know my name. I ignore you because it thrills me. I go to you because you pet me. I adore you because you feed me. I love you, well, because you love me. Sorry about the hair balls. Totally can't stop those.
Published by Julie Wimmer
Julie worked in tv/film for years. She now works part time instructing preschool gym and fitness classes at a local YMCA. She also has traveled around the US and has a good sense and knowlege of different st... View profile
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24 Comments
Post a CommentCats are just cool and that'w what they do.
I like cats but since we lost our last 3 to old age we decided not to have any more.
Cute!
Funny. I always had outside country kitties growing up; they were never in the house. They each had a unique personality.
Julie this was cute.
haha loe this...although i have to say cats are not my ting. they creep me out.
This was so fun to read! I love my cat!!
Funny! silly kitties. Mine wanted a friend to come in and play today. When I said no, they swished their tails and demanded out again.
Fun read.
We love them anyway and your boy Jake is a handsome dude! A fun read, Julie!