The Computer Swallowed Grandma
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The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly, it's true!
She pressed control and enter
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind.
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine,
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found online.
So, if inside your inbox,
My grandma you should see,
Please "copy" "scan" and "paste" her
And send her back to me.
Published by Jobber35
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Remembering GrandmaI was young and loved to visit my Grandma. My favorite memory of her was to see her wash her long hair and put in a knot, so perfect, on top of her head.
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3 Comments
Post a CommentThat was adorable!
LOLOL! I loved!!!! :-)
Funny!!!