The Corniest Cinco De Mayo Poems
Poetry
TEQUILA
The saying
goes that
Liquor is
quicker but
Tequila will
kill ya'
CINCO DE MAYO
Cinco de Mayo
Is a tim-o
To drink a lot
On the spot
At a bar or
At your daddies
It is time to party
Hardy!
P.S. I hope if anything I made you guys laugh out there. Now it is your turn. See if you can write an even worst or an even cornier poem than I have here. I dare you.
Published by Joanna Lopez
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Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of the Mexican revolution from the French army. And I wrote this in about an hour with the help of my father. (The last line in the second poem was his)
2 Comments
Post a Commentwell then my humor qualifies as corny... I enjoyed this with laughter!
Nicely written :)