The Crap Rap
Congestion in my chest,
Feeling a bit distressed,
Now the coughing fit begins,
Cannot win! Cannot win!
Feeling very blue,
Ah...Ah...Ah...Choo!
Next, the sniffles do their thing.
Runny nose, ding a ling,
Time to take a nap,
Feeling like a piece of crap,
Caught in a vicious trap,
That's the end of my rap!
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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