The Craving & Dissatisfaction Women Face Not Having a Regular Sexual Relationship with Husband
Advice on How to Get Your Husband to Give it Up and Give You Some
The craving that women were destined to have for their mates evolved after Eve the world's birth mother initiated the first sin. In the first book of the bible at Genesis 3:16 God explains to Eve what she will face after the forbidden fruit incidence that punished women worldwide. Not only did women inherit horrendous birth pangs of distress, but also Eve was given the message directly from God she'd crave her husband and he'd dominate her. Married women that long for sex from their husbands feel this slow craving creep up into her core.
Days turn into weeks, weeks jump into months, dare I say months turning into a year. The lustful crave starts to spread throughout her body stimulating deep erogenous zones. As her deep longing festers, she does the only thing a faithful wife does. She plays the wait game. Patiently, matter- o- fact-lee waits to be dominated by her husband. Left in a bubble of their own, these women daily crave regular sexual relations with their husbands. They are set aside like an old worn out high school jersey, or a bag of chips half eaten, in agony.
The Morning
In the morning the same story will unfold, with the same dissatisfied results. She awakens abruptly from the dull but loud sound of her irritating alarm clock from a sexy, over the top, butt -naked fantasy, panties in a bunch dampened with her female juices. Was it Real? Hell no. She glances over at his side of the bed and "Honey Bunch" next to her is sound asleep. Yeah, and he is still drooling, still snoring, and still farting. Irritated and appalled she squeezes her nose to avoid the stankin' rank odor creepin' up near her airway and reminisces on the action packed, explicit dream so vivid, and intensely tasty. Whether the main character was about her mate or a fantasy date with her favorite movie star, oh how she wished it were real. Finally Mr. Drools awakens wipes the big pieces of white crust from the corners of his eyes. He then wipes his mouth asking her how did she sleep. It's apparent, he slept well. She brushes her hair back, adjusts her nigh-tee, or long t-shirt so he doesn't notice her horny trance. She must contain herself not letting on that she wants to jump his bones and take his morning, manhood into her already wet hot spot. Is it gonna happen? From his demeanor and manner she already knows it's not.
The Afternoon
All these love songs by sexy men begin driving her mad. The songs blaring out of that new love making CD or bumping out of her radio system while sitting in the hot afternoon traffic, bragging about satisfaction and doing it all night long to the break of dawn, seem like such an incredible untruth, especially to many women who just aren't getting it. To keep it quite real, quite frank, daily she faces the fact, there will be no "hittin it from the back"," no glide it in slow", no "ooh baby, I caint take no mo'". She understands that her husband is working a lot, sometimes he's stressed and even depressed but she still wants to receive a poke or a stroke "on the regular" It does not matter if it is given to her gentle or rough, the fair lady must get some good to the last drop funky stuff. Translation, sock it to me good sexual relations with her husband.
The Evening
The evening is here, the last chance of the day. Surely he won't fall asleep again this dissatisfied woman craving her man of matrimony. Waiting upstairs in the couples plush and cozy bed, she lays in the position he likes, dressed pretty in pink, thinking of how they'd do it. The next thing she knows she's fast asleep, deeply unconscious starting her new fantasy of the week.
8 Steps on How To Get Him to Give In and Give it Up
Bring Back Sexy
1. First try bringin' sexy back always smelling and looking good. You must make this man want you in his presence at all times. Look like a sexual goddess
You Don't Give A Rat's Ass
2. Show an "I don't give a care attitude" but expose the body parts he loves. If he loves your shapely curves walk around in a thong, no matter what your size is. If he likes your bosom give him a peek-ski. Oh no touchy feely unless you are going all the way buddy.
Leave/ Go Out
3. If you are a home body start going out, or give the appearance you are going somewhere, but be kind of secretive, make him wonder, make up a friend, that you are supposedly going to meet. What is she up too? He will wonder. Trust me if you change behavior, he will notice. FYI even if you go to library, Borders, or the coffee joint down the street this works.
If he's been out of town act like you did more than twiddle your thumbs while he was gone. Stage a fake card party that you left a mess. Leave popcorn half eaten, glasses all round, or an open beer. I almost got myself in trouble with this one. My husband don't play that.
Tell him the girls came over and brought a couple of guy friends. You just tripped out with the new guys and you all watched a movie. (Notation-Ladies everybody apparently cannot pull this one off. If you have a jealous already over the edge hubby please disregard advice. Let's not provoke.) Go to Wal-Mart, just drive down the street, I don't care where you go, don't be so available. In a marriage, there is still a challenge, the chase, and the hunt.
Don't Answer Your Cell Phone Right Away
4. Let him call a couple of times before answering your cell phone. If it is an emergency he will leave frantic message. When he does get a hold of you and says "What are you doing? I have been trying to reach you." You act naïve, oh I had it on silence, and I lost track of time, I'll be home shortly but take a longer time than he expects. Let Your Honey know you can not be taken for granted and he better take notice of what he could be missing.
I'm Hot and Still Got It Going On
5. Let it be known others are checking you out it could be men and women. Maybe some young guy is checkin' you out. Invent a mystery guy, that is always staring at you at the market or at work and he just gets on your nerves. You pretend you can't stand the guy because you don't care for guys with too many muscles or he was too young anyway, not your type. He may act like he doesn't care, but he will notice if you change up on him. He needs to feel the urge to give you what you need, and wonder if there is a possibility of him loosing it. Of course you'd never cheat but you must be mysterious.
Can't Get Laid so Women Love Thy Self
6. Satisfy yourself, by loving yourself. Go get spa treatments. Take bubble baths and get sexy for self. Read hot novels. Watch sexy shows, like re-runs of Sex and the City, I watch Soul Food cause I love hot black love. My husband always notices if I am checkin' out love scenes with muscular hot man. He'll yell out "don't hurt yourself lookin' at that dude". Anyway imagine its you.
Have Special Meal and Dessert
7.Okay satisfy this man with his favorite foods or sexy dinner table. Food can be cooked or ordered out. Have sexy dessert. It could be whipped cream that you get out and start dipping fingers into and lickin, a cream pie, a box of chocolates, a bowl of cherries. Whatever can be related to sex .The key is the sexy way you eat it or try to feed it to him. Depending on the dessert, spread a little on you and challenge him to eat it off. This can be placed on any part of the body, doesn't have to be nasty Ladies.
Exercise Releases Tension Just Like Sex
8. Exercise like crazy until you are too worn out to even want sex yourself. Kickboxing is the best. Soon enough you will gettin' down on it, in your bedroom again.
Don't let him leave you all high and dry waiting to exhale. You have craved your husband's sex long enough. Take control, and lead him into giving it to you just the way you like it. There is no reason why you should not be having the ultimate, sexual relationship with your husband.
Published by Rana Wiseone
I am a hard working at home mother. I have been writing since middle school and always wanted to be a writer. I am looking to write meaningful, informative, sometimes funny, articles that peak the interest... View profile
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2 Comments
Post a CommentAre you trying to tell us something? Men get frustrated too. This was a good article. It can be applicable to a lot of people. Months turning to years? That is a long time, boo.
Awesome Article. Well written and I appreciate the balance; just in case we don't "get some" right away, you told me how to take care of myself, Thank's Rana Wise One!