The Dandruff Poem
My dandruff is itching me.
It's bewitching me.
It's twitching me.
My dandruff is itching me
With flakes of snowy white.
It's not very pretty
To walk around the city
With a head so very itchy.
I can't stand it anymore.
It's a problem I can no longer ignore.
My dandruff is itching me.
It's time for something new.
I think I'll go to the drug store,
And buy some dandruff shampoo.
It's bewitching me.
It's twitching me.
My dandruff is itching me
With flakes of snowy white.
It's not very pretty
To walk around the city
With a head so very itchy.
I can't stand it anymore.
It's a problem I can no longer ignore.
My dandruff is itching me.
It's time for something new.
I think I'll go to the drug store,
And buy some dandruff shampoo.
Published by Steven West
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haha cute
Very very funny poem and picture. Love it!