The Daring Dachshund: Unity Super Report
A Unity Report on the Independent Hero, the Daring Dachshund
Date of Birth: Unknown
Place of Origin: Seattle, Washington, USA
Occupation: Independent Hero
Estimated Power Levels:
Strength: 6
Intellect: ?
Speed: 3
Offense:6
Defense: 5
Versatility: 6
Popularity: 64%
Powers: The Daring Dachshund has enhanced strength, durability, and the power of flight. His control of the flight power is extremely erratic and he has had frequent collisions with the local environment while flying. He also makes use of an ability called "The Magnificent Yap" in which he creates a wave of blast damage from the sonic boom of his bark. Due to the property destruction and general havoc this ability causes, the Daring Dachshund uses it infrequently.
Background: The Daring Dachshund is one of the small numbers of meta-animals produced by the Genesis events. Unlike such individuals as The April Rabbit or Dolphinius Rex his intellect was not enhanced. Therefore his actions frequently seemed to be bizarre and dangerous, at least before his association with the Milkmen.
The Daring Dachshund first appeared on the US crime-stopping scene in January 2006 during a burglary at a Seattle convenience store. He interrupted the escape of the thieves by eating large portions of their vehicle. Later that night he intervened in a conflict of opposing street gangs by giving all the criminals a severe shaking by the scruff of the neck. He also rescued a kitten from a tree, put out a apartment fire, and managed to accidentally foil a counterfeiting ring by crashing into the building on a mistimed flight.
While first hailed as a public hero later events were to spoil the initial effect. Some weeks later, when the Daring Dachshund encountered the bank robbers while they were playing basketball, (they having been released on bail) he ate their basketball and chased them up nearby trees. He later solved a traffic jam by placing several cars on nearby rooftops. The police were ordered to stop the "dangerous animal" but failed miserably with the only result being that the Daring Dachshund began dropping old tires on police headquarters.
In their desperation over the situation, (the Dachshund had begun burying dumped trash in embarrassing places, such as an abandoned mobile home in the mayor's flower garden), the city officials put forth a public call for metahuman heroes to solve the problem. The only heroes that responded were the Milkmen, which was then composed of the Milk Man and Dr. Feelgood.
The resulting conflict damaged several acres of a public park and resulted not in the apprehension of the well intentioned canine, but in his joining The Milkmen, (who then changed their names to The Furry Friends). With the directing influence of the other heroes in the group, the Daring Dachshund has become much more acceptable to society and the Milkmen made amends to the people who had been inconvenienced by his earlier actions.
Note: The main concern Unity has with the Daring Dachshund is his association with the Furry Friends and the Milkman in particular. It is believed by Unity researchers that the Milkman possesses an IDT device and that he might even be an ID transport himself. This makes him, and by extension the Furry Friends, a target of such groups as The Outer Light, the Oblivionists, and various satanic cults. Attempts to make contact with the Furry Friends has been difficult given both their tendency to travel randomly and because they operate primarily in UCTO territories.
Published by Charles Adam
Trying to wake up. Difficult! Gears rusted. All the bits and bobs are moving in a complete lack of harmony. It seems all produced will be mad chaos and the hideous grinding of steel teeth. But I shall soldi... View profile
- Magic the Gathering Prerelease Tournament for BeginnersAn overview of what happens at Magic the Gathering prerelease tournaments. This article is especially geared for someone going for the first time.
- Shadowmoor Draft: 5 Principles from Magic the Gathering Limited ExpertsWith every new expansion set, Magic the Gathering players have to adapt to the new environment. Here are 5 principles from Magic experts that can ease the learning curve and help you win more draft tournaments.
Throne of the Phantom KingA full level can be gained by 4 12th level characters if they can solve the mystery of the missing King of Garthraike. This module is compatable with the 3rd and 3.5 edition of...- New Development in the Star Wars Universe!This article contains many links to my reviews of Star Wars Products! Please check them out!
- The Search for True Pen and Paper Gaming Online...The purpose of this blog is to provide my fellow role playing gamers with information regarding the tools and resources needed to play pen and paper style games with friends all over the world.
- What is Dreamblade? New Game from Wizards of the Coast
- Vanguard: Saga of Possibilities?
- Dreamblade a Fun, Addictive Miniatures Game from Wizards
- Understanding Magic: The Gathering - Part One: History
- Magic: The Gathering for Beginners
- A History of Super Hero RPGs
- Top Five Fantasy Artists on the Web Today



