The Difference is in the Pocket

Have you ever wonder why,

Men have more pockets than tie,

Men's apparel are full of pockets,

Strategically position like light sockets.

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I often wonder too,

Then, I got a clue,

Pockets are correlated,

With power, wealth and prestige.

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Pockets are necessary,

For order, confidence and efficiency,

Men's pockets contain,

The essentials to run his domain.

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What do women clutch,

To men's pockets as match,

Just a stylish purse,

With matching high heel curse.

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As any dupe already know,

And examination will surely show,

However large the purse,

Its no match to pockets, of course.

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Pockets held close to the body,

Necessity that must come handy,

Such as the mighty pen,

In the inside pocket of men.

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While, finding a pen in the lady's purse,

Will most likely elicit a curse,

Purse contents, you must empty,

A display, for all to see.

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The purse, women must trade,

Have a suit full of pockets made,

For order, confidence and efficiency,

For success, pockets are truly necessary.